SEINFELD BLOG

Woops. Copied and pasted without spellchecking.

No, I'm sorry thats Moops.

I think that's the first post of yours that I've ever understood.

I enjoy understanding.

It's overrated.

I'm Back Baby!!!

Its been over a year.

But I'm Back.

I see the same good for nothing losers are still here, which is good.

You're on that list...

Welcome back Denim Vest, now fix me a drink

Yama hama...

LATE LIBRARY BOOKS CAN TAKE TOLL ON CREDIT SCORES
By ANNE BARNARD and JO CRAVEN McGINTY
NEW YORK TIMESPublished: December 26, 2007

Librarians in Queens do not like to talk about the scofflaws who rack up fines for late books. They prefer to call them “clients” or “patrons” who owe “extended-use fees.” Competing against a tide of video games and cable shows, they are loath to scare away anyone who wants to read.

But their patience has limits. When provoked, they play hardball.

Eleven years ago, the Queens Library system, the largest in the nation by circulation, hired a professional enforcer to collect the 25-cents-a-day late fines as well as missing library materials from books to DVDs to rare musical scores.

The gambit has paid off handsomely. The haul so far: $11.4 million, about half of that in fines. That’s a lot of quarters.

Borrowers who fail to return Queens Library books can be reported to a collection agency and to a credit bureau, with a damaged credit rating as a result — a tactic that so shocked one Far Rockaway rabbi that he filed a lawsuit. The collection policy also has pulled libraries — places where generations of children have learned moral lessons about returning what they borrow — into the debate on just how much punishment is appropriate for failing to return a library book.

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At the New York Public Library, we don't call them "patrons" or "clients." Do you know what we call them? Criminals.

What's there to do in a library? Read?

Trying to save a quarter...

What do you do with all those books?

What do you do? You don't do anything.

You think this is all a big joke, don't you?

I'm just glad it's back.

DELETED CAREER
from "Countdown with Keith Olbermann" Jan 25, 2008

When Marie Lupe Cooley, from Jacksonville, saw a help wanted ad in her local paper describing her job, and listing her architect boss' home phone number, she wigged out! She went to the office, she erased everything they had put in their computer system for the last seven years. She did 2.5 million dollars worth of damage. Only one problem... the want ad had not been placed by her boss, but by her boss' wife... who wanted someone just like Miss Cooley to work at her company.
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Yep... and it didn't take very long either.

She wigged out? I would loose that

Maybe she could do something in sports.

She could be a talk show host. Her breasts are fabulous.