SEINFELD BLOG

Maybe it was one of Santa's other personalities: the wise guy, the little kid, the bellhop, the ball player, maybe the door to door vacuum cleaner salesman.

Just a short, stocky grey bearded old man who may or may not own reindeer.

Well I told them he didn't. And I laughed and I laughed...

Santa had it right. You see, we're being bamboozled. These capatalist fat cats are inflating their profit margin and reducing our total number of toys.

We have a 51-50 in aisle 12 all units respond.

I just wanted you to put a scare in him.

Very original, CJ.

He's very spur of the minute and not an avid forum reader

Alright, let's... let's FOCUS!!

What--is cj hard of focussing?

He's an unnnn-focuser.

He's had too many lattes. He's all hopped-up on the caffeine.

Jimmy : How could cousin jeffrey post on this thread without even reading it?

cousin jeffrey :Sit down, my son. We don't read most of the posts. Do you really know what that would entail......if we were to read every post that we passed?

(a shiny nickel for whoever gets that reference)

Uhhhh....... That's from my friend John. He was in my friend, Michael's, movie.

I remember when candy cost a nickel

I love Seinfeld so I hope you all behave, I wish only to hear your favorite Seinfeld moments.

Man chugs liter of vodka in airport security line
New liquid quantity rules prompt man's decision to drink entire bottle
Wed., Dec. 12, 2007

BERLIN - A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing a liter (two pints) of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new carry-on rules, police said Wednesday.

The incident occurred at the Nuremberg airport on Tuesday, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a holiday in Egypt.

New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked as cargo.

Instead, he chugged the bottle down — and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said.

A doctor called to the scene determined he had possibly life-threatening alcohol poisoning, and he was sent to a Nuremberg clinic for treatment.

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Yeaah, they like to sell their own vodka.

One drink like that and he could fall right back on the wagon.

Who's taking care of Farfel?

Who's going to pay this prostitue 50$?