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J. Chiles
Posts: 5189
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 Posted: April 14, 2004 1:00 PM |
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No, I mentioned the bisque! |
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lovin' every minute of it
Posts: 2066
Reply: 17
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| Posted: April 14, 2004 1:25 PM |
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You’re through Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5189
Reply: 18
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| Posted: April 14, 2004 1:28 PM |
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I'm, um, the best man at a lesbian wedding.. |
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5189
Reply: 19
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| Posted: June 8, 2004 12:34 PM |
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Actually, she has this thing where she spirals her tongue.... |
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SeinFan
Posts: 2
Reply: 20
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| Posted: August 5, 2004 11:56 PM |
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i dont want john thinking i'm hot and heavy if hes not hot and heavy. i'm trying to get a little squirrel to come over to be here. i dont want to make any big sudden movements. i'll frighten him away! 
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SeinFan
Posts: 2
Reply: 21
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| Posted: August 6, 2004 12:00 AM |
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You ever noticed how happy people are when they finally get a table? they feel so special because they've been chosen. its enough to make you sick. -Elaine |
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Gendison
Posts: 3474
Reply: 22
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| Posted: August 6, 2004 7:13 AM |
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Testy |
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Gendison
Posts: 3474
Reply: 23
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| Posted: August 6, 2004 7:22 AM |
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Well, my last post worked, but there's something wrong, Stan. I was trying to post in this thread, but it wouldn't let me. I kept getting "Your post cannot be posted because of sexual content" or something like that. So, i started a new thread in the GENERAL section about Elaine being pregnant and it worked....Weird, wild stuff. |
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Gendison
Posts: 3474
Reply: 24
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| Posted: August 6, 2004 7:25 AM |
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A bird just flew into my big Freak-head! |
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Joe
Posts: no
Reply: 25
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| Posted: August 9, 2004 10:55 AM |
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To Holly: Thanks for mutton! 
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Ern
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Reply: 26
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| Posted: August 9, 2004 2:26 PM |
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ELAINE: He took it out.
JERRY: (confused) He what?
ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.
JERRY: He took what out?
ELAINE: It.
JERRY: He took It, Out?
ELAINE: Yessiree Bob. |
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Chicken Roaster
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Reply: 27
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| Posted: August 13, 2004 12:46 PM |
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"I'm a walkin' candy apple!" |
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J. Powers
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Reply: 28
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| Posted: August 27, 2004 3:59 PM |
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Maybe the dingo ate your baby! |
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VegetableLasagna
Posts: no
Reply: 29
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| Posted: August 27, 2004 5:46 PM |
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You can't spare a square???
The way George describes Elaine to an usher at a movie theater "I went in with a pretty woman? You know, kinda short, big wall o'
hair, face like a frying pan?"
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The Puffy Shirt
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Reply: 30
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| Posted: August 31, 2004 1:28 AM |
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Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell!
(The Little Kicks) 
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aringe
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Reply: 31
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| Posted: December 11, 2004 1:30 AM |
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Does anyone know what type of schnapps unlocks Elaine's 'vault'? |
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Gendison
Posts: 3474
Reply: 32
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| Posted: December 12, 2004 6:25 PM |
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Peach. |
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lovin' every minute of it
Posts: 2066
Reply: 33
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| Posted: December 13, 2004 10:26 AM |
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He schnapped me. |
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Bookman
Posts: 3308
Reply: 34
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| Posted: December 17, 2004 1:24 PM |
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Maybe I'll go visit my mother. She just bought me some panties and they're all... laid out for me. |
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| Posted: January 11, 2005 4:36 PM |
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Do any pictures of Elaine's (nip exposing)Christmas card exist?
Anyone have Seinfeld Theme party invitation ideas or other ideas to make the party memorable?
What about Seinfeld games? |
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