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J. Chiles

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PostPosted: June 8, 2004 12:34 PM 

Actually, she has this thing where she spirals her tongue....

SeinFan

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PostPosted: August 5, 2004 11:56 PM 

i dont want john thinking i'm hot and heavy if hes not hot and heavy. i'm trying to get a little squirrel to come over to be here. i dont want to make any big sudden movements. i'll frighten him away! Laughing

SeinFan

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PostPosted: August 6, 2004 12:00 AM 

You ever noticed how happy people are when they finally get a table? they feel so special because they've been chosen. its enough to make you sick. -Elaine

Gendison

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PostPosted: August 6, 2004 7:13 AM 

Testy

Gendison

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PostPosted: August 6, 2004 7:22 AM 

Well, my last post worked, but there's something wrong, Stan. I was trying to post in this thread, but it wouldn't let me. I kept getting "Your post cannot be posted because of sexual content" or something like that. So, i started a new thread in the GENERAL section about Elaine being pregnant and it worked....Weird, wild stuff.

Gendison

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PostPosted: August 6, 2004 7:25 AM 

A bird just flew into my big Freak-head!

Joe

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PostPosted: August 9, 2004 10:55 AM 

To Holly: Thanks for mutton! Surprised

Ern

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PostPosted: August 9, 2004 2:26 PM 

ELAINE: He took it out.

JERRY: (confused) He what?

ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.

JERRY: He took what out?

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: He took It, Out?

ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.

Chicken Roaster

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PostPosted: August 13, 2004 12:46 PM 

"I'm a walkin' candy apple!"

J. Powers

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PostPosted: August 27, 2004 3:59 PM 

Maybe the dingo ate your baby!

VegetableLasagna

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PostPosted: August 27, 2004 5:46 PM 

You can't spare a square???


The way George describes Elaine to an usher at a movie theater "I went in with a pretty woman? You know, kinda short, big wall o'
hair, face like a frying pan?"

The Puffy Shirt

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PostPosted: August 31, 2004 1:28 AM 

Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell!
(The Little Kicks) Very Happy

aringe

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PostPosted: December 11, 2004 1:30 AM 

Does anyone know what type of schnapps unlocks Elaine's 'vault'?

Gendison

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PostPosted: December 12, 2004 6:25 PM 

Peach.

lovin' every minute of it

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PostPosted: December 13, 2004 10:26 AM 

He schnapped me.

Bookman

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PostPosted: December 17, 2004 1:24 PM 

Maybe I'll go visit my mother. She just bought me some panties and they're all... laid out for me.



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PostPosted: January 11, 2005 4:36 PM 

Do any pictures of Elaine's (nip exposing)Christmas card exist?

Anyone have Seinfeld Theme party invitation ideas or other ideas to make the party memorable?

What about Seinfeld games?

John Mac

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PostPosted: January 11, 2005 11:43 PM 

I have the same birthday as JLD January 13th and our birthday is in 2 days and I would like to have her email to wish her a happy birthday if anyone has it

Joost

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PostPosted: March 3, 2005 11:35 AM 

Here's a thought......BYE BYE!

Carly

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PostPosted: May 26, 2005 2:34 PM 

Gareth:
Are you kidding? Obviously you're entitled to your opinion, and so if you didn't think she was funny, then I'm not going to argue with you. But to describe Julia Louis-Dreyfus's acting as "wooden"...I'm sorry I just find that wholly inaccurate. She's actually quite animated.

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