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Art Vandelay
Posts: 300
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 Posted: March 1, 2004 4:24 PM |
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elaine: We were having so much fun. We were wining, we were dining, we were dancing.
(Kramer flips out)
elaine: It's dancing.
kramer: No, that ain't dancing.
elaine: I dance fine.
Kramer: You stink!!
elaine: He doesn't know what he's talking about. Jerry, I'm a good dancer, right?
Jerry: I forgot to make my bed.
elaine: Jerry, do I stink?
jerry: All right! you're beyond stink!!
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Art Vandelay
Posts: 300
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| Posted: March 1, 2004 4:28 PM |
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(Elaine to the saleswoman -- The Pie)
Elaine: You think you can pose me however you want? That's my ass in your window!!!
saleswoman: It's our store and our mannequin, we can do whatever we want with it.
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val
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F. Costanza
Posts: 249
Reply: 12
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Matt
Posts: 1
Reply: 13
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| Posted: April 1, 2004 12:41 AM |
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She is so hot |
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SPIDER
Posts: no
Reply: 14
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| Posted: April 1, 2004 5:25 AM |
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I LOVE ELAINE!!! so funny, so many funny lines, like hundreds......cant remeber any at the moment, my music is corrupting my train of thought, but god damn. HAVE U SEEN A TALL, LANKY DUFUS WITH A BIRD FACE AND HAIR LIKE THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN? |
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mayra
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5189
Reply: 16
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| Posted: April 14, 2004 1:00 PM |
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No, I mentioned the bisque! |
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lovin' every minute of it
Posts: 2066
Reply: 17
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| Posted: April 14, 2004 1:25 PM |
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You’re through Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5189
Reply: 18
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| Posted: April 14, 2004 1:28 PM |
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I'm, um, the best man at a lesbian wedding.. |
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J. Chiles
Posts: 5189
Reply: 19
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| Posted: June 8, 2004 12:34 PM |
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Actually, she has this thing where she spirals her tongue.... |
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SeinFan
Posts: 2
Reply: 20
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| Posted: August 5, 2004 11:56 PM |
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i dont want john thinking i'm hot and heavy if hes not hot and heavy. i'm trying to get a little squirrel to come over to be here. i dont want to make any big sudden movements. i'll frighten him away!
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SeinFan
Posts: 2
Reply: 21
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| Posted: August 6, 2004 12:00 AM |
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You ever noticed how happy people are when they finally get a table? they feel so special because they've been chosen. its enough to make you sick. -Elaine |
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Gendison
Posts: 3474
Reply: 22
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| Posted: August 6, 2004 7:13 AM |
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Testy |
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Gendison
Posts: 3474
Reply: 23
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| Posted: August 6, 2004 7:22 AM |
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Well, my last post worked, but there's something wrong, Stan. I was trying to post in this thread, but it wouldn't let me. I kept getting "Your post cannot be posted because of sexual content" or something like that. So, i started a new thread in the GENERAL section about Elaine being pregnant and it worked....Weird, wild stuff. |
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Gendison
Posts: 3474
Reply: 24
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| Posted: August 6, 2004 7:25 AM |
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A bird just flew into my big Freak-head! |
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Joe
Posts: no
Reply: 25
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| Posted: August 9, 2004 10:55 AM |
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To Holly: Thanks for mutton! 
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Ern
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Reply: 26
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| Posted: August 9, 2004 2:26 PM |
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ELAINE: He took it out.
JERRY: (confused) He what?
ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.
JERRY: He took what out?
ELAINE: It.
JERRY: He took It, Out?
ELAINE: Yessiree Bob. |
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Chicken Roaster
Posts: no
Reply: 27
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| Posted: August 13, 2004 12:46 PM |
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"I'm a walkin' candy apple!" |
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J. Powers
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Reply: 28
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| Posted: August 27, 2004 3:59 PM |
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Maybe the dingo ate your baby! |
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she is just cool 
