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J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 7, 2004 10:57 AM 

Frankly George, we've had it with you....
...this is supposed be OUR time.

F. Costanza

Posts: 249

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PostPosted: March 18, 2004 8:40 AM 

Twisted Evil "Cook? No I don't know any cooks...I DON'T ANYTHING ABOUT COOKING!" Twisted Evil LOL

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 24, 2004 11:17 AM 

And now, once again, your mother and I.......

lovin' every minute of it

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PostPosted: March 24, 2004 12:07 PM 

how long does it take to geta bra? you ask me to get a pair of underwear and I'm back in 2 seconds

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 24, 2004 1:29 PM 

The nerve. Walking into my house and stealing my collectible!

F. Costanza

Posts: 249

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PostPosted: March 24, 2004 1:33 PM 


That's my TV Guide!!!

Evil or Very Mad

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 24, 2004 1:51 PM 

Frank is such a classic. And to think that the original poster introduced the "Frank" character simply as "Geroge's (sic) father"! Perhaps the largest understatement on this board. Smile

F. Costanza

Posts: 249

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PostPosted: March 24, 2004 2:07 PM 


Yes he is! Anytime Frank Costanza entered a scene you knew a laugh and a half was coming. Very few characters on television have that type of presence.

Laughing

Roger McDowell

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PostPosted: March 29, 2004 8:35 PM 

"What's taking so long...You ask me to get a pair of underwear I'm back in 2 seconds."

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 30, 2004 1:18 PM 

Inchon, Korea. 1950.

lovin' every minute of it

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PostPosted: April 15, 2004 1:37 PM 

GEORGE: You can't ground me, I'm a grown man.

FRANK: You wanna live here? You respect the rules of our house. You're
grounded!

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 15, 2004 1:40 PM 

I will not tolerate infestation!



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PostPosted: June 21, 2004 3:52 AM 

frank costanza would yell at anything. thats what made him so unbearable to george, and so funny to us.

testikoff

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PostPosted: July 19, 2004 7:09 AM 

wheres my Cabana wear?

Gizmo

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PostPosted: July 19, 2004 5:23 PM 

Serenity Now!

Kerrilee

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PostPosted: July 19, 2004 7:31 PM 

Have what was it called when Frank Costanza and his wife would be driving along in the car and he would come to a stop quickly and put his arm out in front of her to "keep her from jolting forward" but instead he was actually copping a feel????? What was the term they used in the show for it? It was hilarious, e-mail me if you got an answer... Smile

Gendison

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PostPosted: July 19, 2004 11:08 PM 

Stopping short.

JKLeafs

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PostPosted: July 20, 2004 8:27 PM 

Frank: There's a mechanism, you just pull it, and throw your bodyweight.

Estelle: I pulled it, it doesn't go.

Frank: If you want the leg room, say you want the leg room, don't blame the mechanism!

VegetableLasagna

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PostPosted: September 23, 2004 4:33 PM 

Elaine: You were born in Italy?

Frank: Yeah, that's why I could never become president. That's also why, from an early age, I never had any interest in politics. THEY DON'T WANT ME, I DON'T WANT THEM.

Frank: I'm like the Phoenix, rising from Arizona.


Frank: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, 'Serenity now!'

George: Are you supposed to yell it?

Frank: The man on the tape wasn't specific.




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PostPosted: December 23, 2004 4:14 PM 

serenity now....SERENITY NOW!!

(best episode involving the costanzas)

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