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PostPosted: December 16, 2003 8:17 AM 

Jerry's ex-girlfriend and now good friend.


Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 21, 2004 2:38 AM 

she went to Tufts University


Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: February 17, 2004 11:38 PM 

Wink Rolling Eyes Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad

Dan White
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PostPosted: February 18, 2004 12:59 AM 

George: You know, all these years, I've always wanted to see the two of you get back together.

Elaine: Well, that's because you're an idiot.

Magda Rodríguez
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PostPosted: February 26, 2004 1:34 PM 

She´s so funny... great character... and I love when she pushes people and says: get out!...

Magda Rodríguez
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PostPosted: February 26, 2004 1:35 PM 

She´s so funny... great character... and I love when she pushes people and says: get out!...

Magda Rodríguez
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PostPosted: February 26, 2004 1:35 PM 

She´s so funny... great character... and I love when she pushes people and says: get out!...

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: February 26, 2004 4:01 PM 

It's BENES, you jack-ass, BENES!

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 1, 2004 4:17 PM 

Elaine: Ben, I need a four letter word. Winnie the blank...

ben: Pooh!

Elaine: Pu-uuh-uuuhhh...

Ben: No! It's Winnie the Pooh!!!


Laughing

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 1, 2004 4:24 PM 

elaine: We were having so much fun. We were wining, we were dining, we were dancing.

(Kramer flips out)

elaine: It's dancing.
kramer: No, that ain't dancing.
elaine: I dance fine.
Kramer: You stink!!

elaine: He doesn't know what he's talking about. Jerry, I'm a good dancer, right?
Jerry: I forgot to make my bed.
elaine: Jerry, do I stink?

jerry: All right! you're beyond stink!!

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 1, 2004 4:28 PM 

(Elaine to the saleswoman -- The Pie)

Elaine: You think you can pose me however you want? That's my ass in your window!!!

saleswoman: It's our store and our mannequin, we can do whatever we want with it.

Laughing

val
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PostPosted: March 23, 2004 8:46 PM 

Hi..does anyone what kind of purse she carries heres a pic

http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures/episodes/the_soup_nazi/the_soup_nazi011.jpg

F. Costanza
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PostPosted: March 24, 2004 8:22 AM 

Mad Mad Mad Elaine: "...And stop calling me Nip!" Mad Mad Mad


One of the best Elaine lines!

Matt
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PostPosted: April 1, 2004 12:41 AM 

She is so hot

SPIDER
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 1, 2004 5:25 AM 

I LOVE ELAINE!!! so funny, so many funny lines, like hundreds......cant remeber any at the moment, my music is corrupting my train of thought, but god damn. HAVE U SEEN A TALL, LANKY DUFUS WITH A BIRD FACE AND HAIR LIKE THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN?

mayra
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PostPosted: April 14, 2004 12:21 AM 

Laughing Wink she is just cool Smile Cool Razz Shocked

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: April 14, 2004 1:00 PM 

No, I mentioned the bisque!

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: April 14, 2004 1:25 PM 

You’re through Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: April 14, 2004 1:28 PM 

I'm, um, the best man at a lesbian wedding..

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: June 8, 2004 12:34 PM 

Actually, she has this thing where she spirals her tongue....

SeinFan
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PostPosted: August 5, 2004 11:56 PM 

i dont want john thinking i'm hot and heavy if hes not hot and heavy. i'm trying to get a little squirrel to come over to be here. i dont want to make any big sudden movements. i'll frighten him away! Laughing

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