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Mike
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 Posted: January 13, 2004 12:40 AM |
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I know we have already discussed Jerry's girlfriends, but it is probably worth looking at how many boyfriends Elaine had. I know Puddy hung around for a while but I think she would almost challenge Jerry for number of companions. Any guesses?
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Ryan K
Low-Talker
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| Posted: January 20, 2004 9:10 PM |
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That guy who Elaine tests for to see if he is "spongeworthy" |
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Ryan K
Low-Talker
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| Posted: January 20, 2004 9:13 PM |
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and who can forget Ned Iszakoff, The Communist. I love that episode with him. |
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Bob Sakamano
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| Posted: January 20, 2004 10:45 PM |
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what about that guy who she would introduce as "doctor," but he hadn't passed his medical exam yet, so he technically he wasn't a doctor 
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Steffie
Bob Sakamano
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| Posted: January 20, 2004 10:49 PM |
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..she dated keith hernandez, the baseball player who jerry was obsessed with..although, i don't know if that counts as a "boyfriend" |
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Mike
Sidler
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| Posted: January 20, 2004 11:13 PM |
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Hernandez counts. All the guys she went out with really. I liked the guy who loved desperado the song and furniture by Karl Fardman. |
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mar
Bob Sakamano
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| Posted: January 21, 2004 12:42 AM |
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dont forget the wiz |
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seinsmelled
Bob Sakamano
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| Posted: January 21, 2004 12:54 AM |
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maestro |
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jogi
Low-Talker
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| Posted: January 21, 2004 7:19 AM |
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"The got no green lantern" guy, aka Boxcar Willy.
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lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard
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| Posted: January 21, 2004 8:54 AM |
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Craig, the guy who kept promising her the Nicole Miller dress. |
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lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard
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J. Chiles
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| Posted: January 21, 2004 12:25 PM |
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The worst has to be Glenn, the guy who was so destitute that his idea of a treat was taking Elaine to a back alley to eat pastries thrown out by a restaurant. At this point, everyone had to be convinced that Elaine was desparate, a slut, or both! 
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Jose
Bob Sakamano
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| Posted: January 21, 2004 1:11 PM |
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"Crazy" Joe Davola, and his shrink |
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lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard
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| Posted: January 21, 2004 1:35 PM |
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Actually, Glenn and "The got no green lantern" guy, aka Boxcar Willy, are one in the same. |
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lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard
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| Posted: January 21, 2004 1:43 PM |
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The "hot and heavy" sax player John Germaine.
I think we are up to 14 boyfriends. |
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lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard
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| Posted: January 21, 2004 1:50 PM |
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Joel Rifkin. The guy with the same name as a serial killer.
Make it 15 boyfriends. |
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J. Chiles
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| Posted: January 21, 2004 1:50 PM |
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Actually, I did not mean to say that Glenn, No Green Lantern, and Box Car Willy were not one in the same...only that he had to be Elaine's worst boyfriend.
Another of her boyfriends was a bit of a close talker.....(Aaron) |
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J. Chiles
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| Posted: January 21, 2004 1:58 PM |
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..and then there was Hal, the guy who bought her the mattress at Lumbar Yard, which Kramer subsequently fouled with East River stench. |
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J. Chiles
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| Posted: January 21, 2004 2:04 PM |
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..perhpas one date does not a "boyfriend" make, but the WAS George's doctor who cleared him of heart trouble but found, instead, that his tonsils had grown back. Elaine dates him but is turned off after he obsesses about describing her tongue. |
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J. Chiles
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| Posted: January 21, 2004 2:07 PM |
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...and Carl, the moving van guy who is perfect for Elaine except, of course, that he, like Poppie, is against abortion. |
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J. Chiles
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| Posted: January 21, 2004 2:13 PM |
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Do fake boyfriends count? There was Eduardo Carochio (sic?), the bullfighter Elaine claimed to date to impress her friends Michael and Robin. |
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