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PostPosted: August 24, 2005 6:46 AM 

Who here thinks Elaine's "straight hair" phase was totally f'ing sex? I'm talking that stuff that make the panties moist.

Not only do I prefer seasons 7, 8 and 9 comedy-wise over its 6 prior seasons, but Elaine's newfound sexyness made the last 3 seasons all the better.

Just look at the transition she made from season 6 to season 7. I dare you.

Season 6:


Season 7:


Granted the pictures are a little small and blurry, but you get the point.

Now Elaine's vag is condomworthy seasons 1, 8, 14 (had it made it that far), whatever, but can any of you out there deny the great change that she made for the better from season 1-6 to 7-9? No way you can, man. Don't even act like you could if you wanted to.

Thanks for listening. Goodnight.

elaine's panties
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 24, 2005 5:36 PM 

No replies from any of you? F you then.

Okay, so apparently Seinology doesn't allow hotlinking from their site, so I'm taking the liberty of uploading the two pictures I attempted to post onto my own server. Again..

season 6 = ehh

season 7 = yeeeahhh


Denim Vest
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PostPosted: August 24, 2005 5:53 PM 

So let me guess, if you could mix porn and Seinfeld you would be in heaven.

I agree, straight haired Elaine, yes.

Frizzed hair Elaine, no.

elaine's panties
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 24, 2005 6:08 PM 

To answer your question: Definitely.

I didn't write this post expecting praise, the people just need to understand how quick she made the change from hippie to sexy businesswoman bitch. I don't need validation from anyone because I'm pretty sure everyone is in agreeance with me already.

The only thing I said in this post that's questionable is that I love seasons 7-9 much more than the first 6. I already know from past experiences that it's pretty much me against the world on that one.


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PostPosted: August 24, 2005 7:17 PM 

You've already been a board terrorist... now you want to talk Seinfeld?

Too late... f*ck off!

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: August 24, 2005 9:55 PM 

Ok, a post was deleted where somebody with no name was talking to Elaine's Panties saying something along the lines of
"c'mon Trevor, we know you've been posting under (such and such names) over the past 6 days and (such and such names) over the past 10 days."

To which i cleverly (sp?) replied:
"Meanwhile, you don't even bother to even have a name. Is that irony?

PS: if Elaine's Panties is a board terrorist, then i wonder what kind of dark, mysterious, sometimes wet cave he's hiding in."

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: August 24, 2005 11:19 PM 

I just read my own post again and realized how funny it is to read that someone has been talking to Elaine's Panties. I'm sure that there are plenty of guys out there who speak to women's underwear.

I am not kidding when i say that i nominate Elaine's Panties for best internet forum name ever.

Actually, Elaine's Panties raises an interesting point. Although Jimmy is definitely NOT a moderator (what kind of idiot would give Jimmy any kind of power or authority?), we should know exactly who the moderators are. I'm pretty sure Vegetable Lasagna is one. I forget who else, though.

elaine's panties
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 1:09 AM 

I did some research on exactly how many times Elaine's straight hair has made an appearance. The results are now in.

I've checked screencaps of every episode of seasons 7, 8, and 9. The only possible seasons she could have her hair straightened. The only episodes that fit the description from season 7 are #134 'The Wait Out' and #135 'The Invitations', the two last episodes of the season. Beginning of season 8, it was back to curly. It was curly all throughout the rest of the season until the last two episodes with #155 'The Muffin Tops' and '#156 'The Summer Of George', again like season 7, the last two episodes of season 8. Then she continued her straight hair streak in the beginning of season 9 from #157 'The Butter Shave' to #164 'The Betrayal' except for #162 'The Merv Griffin Show' when her hair wasn't straight but wasn't curly either. Just up in a neat little ball the whole episode.

And with that, is every episode Elaine's straight hair has made an appearance, 11 wonderful episodes. Documented by yours truly for all as obsessed as I.


This is definitely a load off my mind. So glad to be finished. On a sidenote however, I'm not 100% sure if her hair was straight in 'The Muffin Tops', and I can't check for sure because it's an episode Seinology doesn't have screencaps of. But I'm like 95% sure so I'm going with my instinct and putting it in stone.

Thank you and goodnight.


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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 1:18 AM 

Jimmy has authority elsewhere, Jeffrey cunt.

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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 1:51 PM 

"I don't need validation from anyone because I'm pretty sure everyone is in agreeance with me already."


who the heck are you, Fred Durst?

please tell me that english isn't your first language, and i'll be able to sleep at night.

ah, who's kidding who... i'll sleep fine anyway.

but seriously, maybe you shouldn't be skipping enlish class so much. i makes you sound a little foolish.

who needs towels?

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 1:55 PM 

Just checkin in... haven't been around lately (busy at work, yada yada yada). I would ask what I missed but I'm sure it's the same inane observations and drivel as always.
Very Happy

I am somewhat surprised nobody picked up on the fact that "Elaine's Panties", a self proclaimed 18yo chick, is saying she is attracted to the straight haired Elaine... That's exciting. Comments?

Mrs Sokol
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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 2:00 PM 

Well I've driven woman to lesbianism before , but never a mental institute.

elaine's panties
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 5:24 PM 

A female? Aha! No way, dudes! I'm packing major meat in these panties.

But seriously.

I love how you guys love me.

And Ramon, I don't really know what on earth you're yammering about but maybe you could kindly shut the fuck up as your attempt at a belittling post towards me went right over my head. What is it you're saying? That my droogs here actually don't agree with me and I'm stupid to think they do? Huh? What?

Okay thanks.

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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 6:43 PM 

"I don't really know what on earth you're yammering about but maybe you could kindly shut the fuck up as your attempt at a belittling post towards me went right over my head. "

sorry panties, i'll dumb it down for you:

agreeance ain't a word.

don't use it.

i makes you sound stupid.


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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 6:47 PM 

There's a post...... that's a post!

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Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 9:20 PM 

Okay smartass, thanks to your kind words I did a little Googling and what I've gathered is you're either uninformed or just being a jerkoff. "Agreeance" isn't a common word anymore, but a real word nonetheless. It's dated, but still used commonly in certain other countries and has been used by far more respected people that aren't just named Fred Durst (I just got the "Fred Durst" joke from Google because I don't sit around watching the Grammies like some kind of loser).

Whether "agreeance" is a word or not is not debatable. It is a word. The debate is that if it's so outdated, should it even be accepted to use the word anymore. Okay? Drop the asshole act.

And in retrospect, I should have went with "agreement." I'm like so totally fucking sorry, grammar champ. Please forgive me?

I'm kinda young and neglected my school studies to absorb any extra Seinfeld knowledge I came across. Now I know each episode Elaine wore her hair straight but can't do long division.

It's called sacrifice.


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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 9:30 PM 

what is going on in this community??!!!


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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 11:23 PM 

Well Gack, Elaine's panties is a board terrorist who, now, wants to be a seriously-taken, legit member and discuss Seinfeld. Cuntin' Jeffrey, as usual, is playing both sides until, he, himself is soon attacked, where he will, no doubt, again wake the f*ck up and realize that he has been a complete jackass all along, as he has countless other times. Then, he will completely deny everything, as usual.

Well, that's about it. Very Happy

Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 11:24 PM 

Its a thread about nothing. Giddy up!

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Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 11:36 PM 

Jimmy, all jokes aside, you're really not making any sense. I have done nothing to this board but make legitimate posts that pertain to the topic. Instead of vaguely calling me a "board terrorist" and leaving it at that, why not tell me exactly what I've done to get on your bad side?


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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 11:47 PM 

You underestimate Jimmy, Ramon, Bookman, Demim Vest, Gendison, Gack, Yev, and others who won't forget your BS in the beginning. Jeffrey is your only buddy. He's every baord terrorists buddy. So if the two of you want to converse, go for it. Everyone else here is a mature adult... Good luck, Guero.

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