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PostPosted: November 10, 2004 12:38 AM 

In Episode #804 "The Little Kicks"
After Elaine and Frank begin to fight at the police station, who do you think won?

Lines at the police station leading up to the fight:
George: Ow! Dad...
Frank: Who put you up to this, was it her?
Elaine: All right. Wait a minute. I think you've got it backwards.
Frank: My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.
Elaine: You got that right.
Frank: What the hell does that mean?
Elaine: It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.
Frank: You sayin' you want a piece of me?
Elaine: I could drop you like a bag of dirt.
Frank: You wanna piece of me? You got it! (They begin to fight)


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PostPosted: November 10, 2004 3:06 AM 

Ask the person who yelled "CUT!" (it's a TV show, sonny).

my guess
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: November 10, 2004 3:07 AM 

Frank wins, even though I wish Elaine would with her "Whatever the hell you want it to mean" line.

She's so funny she makes my side hurt! Laughing

Hey hey hey
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: November 10, 2004 3:09 AM 

Dude, Jimmy

if you're not gonna play

then go away

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: November 10, 2004 4:21 AM 

I always thought that Elaine won, because of this bit said at the start of the credits sequence:

Jerry: But he's an old man, Elaine.

Elaine: Well, he wrote the check, and I cashed it.

Sounds like Frank didn't stand a chance...!

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: November 10, 2004 9:23 AM 

Excuse me....Episode #804???

this is frank costanza
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: November 10, 2004 9:28 AM 

She managed to elude my death blows. I underestimated her...what's the word...tenacity. She's fought before. I can tell these things. The next time, I'll be more prepared.


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PostPosted: November 10, 2004 1:44 PM 

Hey hey hey...

Play what? Someone asked a moronic question and Jimmy answered it. Jimmy's not going away.

Rochelle Rochelle
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PostPosted: November 10, 2004 2:28 PM 

Rochelle Rochelle has to say, Jimmy has a great sense of humour. She's just saying it for the record. Ro Ro does not want Jimmy to turn into an asshole now, though.


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PostPosted: November 10, 2004 4:10 PM 

Jimmy... an asshole? Jimmy thinks you have your posts mixed up. See post 3 for the "asshole." Hey hey hey sidelined Jimmy! Don't... touch... Jimmy!

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: November 10, 2004 4:32 PM 

The Little Kicks is one of my absolute favorites. Some people probably refer to it also as the Elaine dance episode and stuff hehe. What I love most is that there are just SO many quotes.

Kramer: You get the tickets?
Jerry: I sure did.
Kramer: Ohhhh MAMACITA!!!
Jerry: Two sneak preview tickets to DEATH BLOW!
Kramer: DEATH BLOW! When someone wants to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether!

Jerry: It seems Elaine's made you the bad boy, and Anna digs the bad boy! (I noticed that in when they show this episode on syndication, they skip over the part where Jerry says "and Anna digs the bad boy!)
George: I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy.
Jerry: You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...
George: Yes... yes, yes.
Jerry: The bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk...
George: Okay, the point is made!
Jerry: The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen...
*George leaves*
Jerry: The bad tipper!

Jerry: What do you mean he's bootlegging the movie?
Kramer: Well, it's a perfectly legitimate business.
Jerry: It's not legitimate!
Kramer: ...It's a business.
Jerry: Where did you meet this guy?
Kramer: He's a friend of a friend. You know Corky Ramirez up on 94th Street? One day he and I are playing PACHINKO!

Kramer: I got it. Yep.
Brody: Brody.
Kramer: Come on up. It's Brody.
Jerry: What are you, crazy? I don't want to see this guy again!
Kramer: Jerry, you did him a favor. He probably wants to come up and thank you.
Jerry: What if I didn't do it right?
Kramer: It's your first time. He'll understand.
Jerry: People with guns don't understand!That's why they get guns! Too many misunderstandings!

Brody: I'll expect that tape by three o'clock tomorrow. May I borrow this? (baseball bat)
Kramer: Sure, uh, do you need a glove?
Brody: Nah!

George: I'M A BAD MAN! *LOL*!!!! I dunno why, but when Georgie added that "I'M A BAD MAN!" part at the end, it just got me rolling.

Kramer: Listen, man. You gotta shoot this movie for me. Brody, he's a reasonable man, but he's INSAAANE! *the way he said insane was hilarious for some reason*

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PostPosted: November 10, 2004 4:46 PM 

"So f**k you, a**hole!!!"

Not needed Jimmy, try and keep the swearing to a minimum.

Lou Filerman
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PostPosted: November 10, 2004 9:54 PM 

Even though I am pretty sure that Elaine wins, I am going to have to go with Frank, because as Elaine states "George fights dirty" and like father like son, so their is a good probability that Frank fights dirty too. Oh yeah satoru is right about this episode I find it hilarious, and it is definitly in my top ten favorite episodes.


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PostPosted: November 11, 2004 5:01 PM 

Don't tell Jimmy what's needed, or what to try to keep from doing, 3 post punk!

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PostPosted: November 11, 2004 6:25 PM 

@Gendison, episode #804 means season 8 episode 4.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: November 11, 2004 6:55 PM 

AH! I you just made that up, cool. I wonder if anyone caught that or if everyone else was wondering, too.

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: November 11, 2004 7:02 PM 

Huh? Confused anyways this is the usual numbering for episodes in P2P networks.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: November 11, 2004 7:07 PM 

will the gift set have the same packaging for 1&2,3 as if you bought them individually? or are they just thrown in the larger gift set box? my concern is that i want to be able to have the collection look the same, but if they are just thrown in the gift set, they won't look the same as the other volumes individually (unless they all come in some sort of gift set)

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PostPosted: November 11, 2004 7:26 PM 

Jose, I had no idea. I'm curious to see if anyone else knew that. Especially since I've never seen anyone refer to an episode that way on this site. I've only seen episodes reffered to as #1 to #181. I just learned something new.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: November 11, 2004 7:39 PM 

gendison- go to

all the episodes & production #'s


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PostPosted: November 11, 2004 7:51 PM 

Gendison - for the record....
I knew what 804 meant -
I'm betting most other people did too..
Now you now also ! Smile

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