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PostPosted: December 14, 2003 3:52 AM 


lovin' every minute of it

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PostPosted: December 14, 2003 11:00 AM 

The Susie Read the script of The Susie Download the full epiosde video of The Susie Discuss The Susie


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PostPosted: December 14, 2003 2:19 PM 

Believe it or not, George isn't at home, Please leave a message after the tone.
If i was in i would pick up the phone.
Where could i be?

Believe it or not i'm not home Very Happy

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: December 15, 2003 2:19 AM 

Actually, it's:

"Believe it or not, George isn't at home..
Please leave a message, at the beep..
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone..
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home!"


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PostPosted: December 15, 2003 4:30 PM 

yeah sorry i actually try to answer the questions and quote from memory and don't swat up by searching through the scripts (Yawwwwnnnn)

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 13, 2004 3:10 AM 

Original Song:

Believe It Or Not by Joey Scarbury

The Assman

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PostPosted: January 15, 2004 7:35 PM 

That song is so cool, i use it as answering message on my cellular phone Razz

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 8, 2004 7:14 PM 

i use that on my voice mail to. seinfeld is so great. when george knocked out bette midler. that was halarious. i think george might be funnier then jerry. how does anyone else think about that.


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PostPosted: March 9, 2004 4:37 AM 

good god, that song just mad my day Laughing

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 9, 2004 7:51 PM 

Yeah that answering machine was the coolest.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 10, 2004 3:23 PM 


Vegetable Lasagna

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PostPosted: May 7, 2004 4:41 PM 

The best is George's expression when it says "Where could I be?" The shoulder shrug is great.

Babu Bhat

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PostPosted: May 7, 2004 5:01 PM 

I've been wanting to have that as my voicemail, but could never think of something to say other than "home" since Im usually not home with a cellphone.

Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: May 8, 2004 3:35 AM 

That song was originally used in The Greatest American Hero back in the 80's which stunk.


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PostPosted: June 24, 2004 9:18 AM 

yeah it is funny. i am going to use it on my cell phone. instead of saying home it am going to say "around"


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PostPosted: June 24, 2004 11:22 AM 

Yes George is hilerious and the thing about 'George being funnier then Jerry' is true in some places but Jerry created the damn show and (even though not creating it) carried on the "Did Ya Ever Notice That" routine! Or woteva its called.

But George is hilerious!

Kramer is hilerious as well though!!

In fact they are all great!

James Darr

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PostPosted: June 25, 2004 3:46 PM 

I found the instrumental and edited it so I could say the lines with my own voice. Even people who don't know the show just laugh and laugh. Doesn't matter if it's on a cell phone, just say home. If anyone wants the wav file to make this into their own, drop me a line. If you want to check out a finished product (or if you're a hot single woman) mine is at 314.477.1039 - and i never answer numbers i don't know Smile

James Darr

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PostPosted: August 14, 2004 3:12 PM 

Well I've posted this on another thread, but I'll cross-post since I've got a few emails lately. The music that has been edited to fit the machine message as closely as possible is available at . Enjoy!


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PostPosted: December 6, 2004 5:38 AM 

You all are a bunch off fucking loosers.
revolving your life around a TV show that its only moral is shouting screaming and getting angry.
And you all are proberly thinking that im a hipercrip by coming on this website, but i needed to tell atleast ten people that they should get a life, the reason i came to this particular website is because i typed in pethetic loosers in google and this website poped right up.
from Chewy

PS all of you should get a life a boyfriend and/or girlfriend and move out of your parents basement tlking about bloopers from startrek and shit from sienfeld.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: December 6, 2004 5:40 AM 

We're be-bopping and scatting and he/she/it's losing it.
(By the way, what's a hipercrip?)

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: December 6, 2004 8:53 AM 

yeah, and what's a pethetic looser ? couldn't find it in the seinfeld dictionary. Razz

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