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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 2:37 PM 

Just a meaningless observation: Several episodes are titled after things that didn't really exists. For example:

The Heart Attack - George didn't really have one.
The Suicide - It was attempted but didn't really occur.
The Pick - Tia thought she saw one but it didn't really happen.
The Implants - They were "real (and spectacular), so there were no implants.
The Marine Biologist - George wasn't really one.
The Wife - Jerry didn't really have one.
The Chinese Woman - Donna Chang wasn't really one.

There are others that could arguably join this list but I thought these were the most definite ones.

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 10:33 AM 

The Pilot........ There weren't even any airplanes.

The Outing.......... They were never in.

The Junk Mail....... Well, there really is no such thing as junk mail.

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PostPosted: September 8, 2005 1:26 PM 

The Movie.....a FILM is what it is

The Bubble Boy....It's not really a bubble. It's really just a plastic divider.

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PostPosted: September 17, 2005 7:21 PM 

The Non-Fat Yogurt....... Faaaaat!!!!!!

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PostPosted: September 17, 2005 9:32 PM 

The Wife - Jerry and Merle were never really married.

The Mom & Pop Store - Mom and pop didn't have any kids.

The Switch - No switching of roommates was ever done.

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PostPosted: September 20, 2005 6:51 AM 


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PostPosted: September 28, 2005 3:01 PM 

who cares?

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PostPosted: September 28, 2005 3:24 PM 

Wow, I never realized episode title "propaganda" was such a serious issue. It's just a show for Christ's sake. Besides, the titles make sense even if their content never actually existed physically. You people should get a life, and stop taking things so literally... just a suggestion.

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