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PostPosted: December 17, 2003 3:21 PM 

George's Mother

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 5, 2004 3:27 PM 

(The conversion, george is in the bathroom with his Latvian-Orthodox books...)

- estelle: george what are you doing in there?
- george: what? nothing.
- frank: you’ve been in there for an hour.
- estelle: you don’t feel well?!
- george: I’m fine...
- estelle: I want to know what you’re doing in there!
- george: Nothing.
- frank: George, open the door!
- george: No!
- estelle: Georgie!
- george: No!!!


lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: March 5, 2004 3:33 PM 

You're not giving away our water pik!

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 5, 2004 5:58 PM 

From the street while Kramer is taking Estelle home after her "eye-job".

Hey the Assman's in town.

You got that straight.

Oh, my! I didn't know it would make that much difference.

Prickly Pete

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PostPosted: March 6, 2004 12:16 AM 

I go out for a quart of milk, and come home to find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!

Too bad you can't do *that* for a living. You'd be very successful at it. You could sell out Madison Square garden. Thousands of people could watch you. You could be a BIG STAR!

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 6, 2004 2:31 PM 

(on the phone)

- susan: I just want you to know that I love your son very much.
- estelle: you do?
- susan: yes.
- estelle: really?
- susan: yes.
- estelle: May I ask why...?

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 6, 2004 2:43 PM 

- frank: what you saw in that Van was a natural expression of a man's love for his lady.
- george: oohhhh...(!)
- estelle: your father's right. It's beautiful!
- frank: and it was safe!
- george: oh, god...
- frank: now if you'll excuse me. Once again, your mother and I ...
- george: ohh ... make it stop!!


Close Talker
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: December 23, 2004 4:19 PM 

We're sitting there like idiots drinking coffee without a piece of cake!

Close Talker
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: December 23, 2004 4:21 PM 

Who goes around feeling people's material?....What can be gained?..... It's insanity!

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