SEINFELD BLOG

Have I suggested this before?

How about bringing back the show with everyone but Jerry and call it "Everybody but Jerry". And have a monthly guest Jerry, someone who does a good impersonation of Jerry Seinfeld.

Any ideas who could do the first impersonation?

I'm working on my Jack Nicholson... "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" ...

Are you sick, Raef? You sound kinda funny.

Ok, how 'bout this... a show where all you do is make is peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

You could call it... PB&J's.

There's a show. That's a show.

I noticed Gilbert Godfried likes to do an impression of Seinfeld. So he'd be first.

We'd only listen to Jerry.
Jerry would have to be involved.
We really respect... Jerry.

Okay, Gilbert Godfried, Jerry...

What about me? I think I'd be good at that. Someone even told me once they thought I did a good impersonation of Seinfeld. I don't get that, though. Where do you start?

And it's probably a Union thing...

Yankees..

Stellaaaaaaaa!!

Who am I, Rich Little?

I'm not following...

That makes it all worth while

The bags are piling up in your head, Jimmy. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting through.

... or that Gak is replying in the wrong thread again... or randomly choosing words from the dictionary that have nothing to do with anything... as usual

OK Mookie, you're third. Jimmy Fallon is second.

This show would be much better than anything on NBC now.

Ok... yes! Thank you. I'm gonna do it!

Maybe Frank Caliendo can be on to sound like Jerry but, as is his way, not be funny. Modern day Frank Gorshin.

No, not Frank Caliendo! I caught him doing a Seinfeld sketch on his show and I thought it stunk. He needs to stick to doing John Madden.

I'm watching Gilbert Godfrey's Dirty Jokes and he just did a Seinfeld bit. Him did a joke twice, once his way and then as Seinfeld. The joke was "a little boy asked his Mother 'where do babies come from?'; she said "from a stork"; the little boy says 'who screwed the stork?'.

Right before that he did a joke as himself and then Jackie Mason. A little boy comes and says 'Mommy, today at school I answered a question only I could answer!', the Mother, delighted says 'what was the question?'; he said "Who farted?".

as usual

Scary

You stink...