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PIG MAN







PostPosted: January 10, 2005 9:57 PM 

If you could have lived the life of any one character on Seinfeld...either one of the main 4 or a minor character...who would it be and why???...Pick ur one character and list top 5 reasons why u would want to be them...
Here's mine: Soup Nazi
1. I love soup and could enjoy my own recipes anytime i wanted
2. I would be feared and respected
3. I've always wanted my own cool and striking catch phrase...NO SOUP FOR U
4. I would have a resemblance to Pacino(ladies love Pacino)
5. I would be on the same genius level as Kramer

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 10, 2005 11:55 PM 

STEINBRENNER!

Control of the Yankees, c'mon. 'Nuff said.

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: January 10, 2005 11:58 PM 

Puddy... Regular sex with Elaine.

PIG MAN
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: January 11, 2005 12:18 AM 

ahh excellent selections!....keep'm comin

seven
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 11, 2005 12:39 AM 

bookman is having regular sex?

Keith Hernandez
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: January 11, 2005 12:47 AM 

MEEEEEEE!!!!!

Actually I'd be Kramer. He tapped some pretty fine talent. Laughing

FDR
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 11, 2005 2:30 AM 

...it has to be Kramer -- mooch food off your neighbors, all ass backwards into money, and have sex without dating...

His lifestyle is so great -- he has friends everywhere, he just goofs around and schemes all day. Not a care in the world! You've gotta love that.

FDR
Assistant to the Traveling Secretary

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PostPosted: January 11, 2005 2:31 AM 

sorry...that was me

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: January 11, 2005 2:59 PM 

JERRY! Rich off his ass, famous, doesn't have to get up early, doesn't need to work until after 6pm. had sex with Elaine. not to mention a whole bunch of other women.

The Puffy Shirt
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: January 11, 2005 4:47 PM 

I would want to be J. Petterman. He's got it all. An eccentric lifestyle, money, power.... what else could you ask for?

PIG MAN
Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: January 11, 2005 4:52 PM 

Jerry does seem to have it best...in the sexual department especially.



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