- father curtis: tell me your sins, my son.
- jerry: well I should tell you that I'm Jewish.
- father curtis: that's no sin.
- jerry: oh good... anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
- father curtis: and this offends you as a Jewish person?!
- jerry: no, it offends me as a comedian!!
- father curtis: marriage is not an intervention to be entered lightly... Yada yada yada, I pronounce you man and wife!