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PostPosted: March 11, 2004 7:51 PM 

Jerry: Well, what street are you on?

Kramer: I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st, how can the same street intersect with itself...I must be at the nexus of the universe

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PostPosted: March 12, 2004 5:42 PM 

I have plenty, but these 2 pop to mind.

Newman: What are you proposing?
Jerry: Whatever it takes, for as long as it takes me, where ever it takes me as long as it takes you away from me!
Newman: An alliance?
Jerry: An Alliance.
(Both laugh evily while shaking)
Jerry: Now get the hell outa here!

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Another

Kramer: Newman called me last night again at 3 oclock in the morning threatening to jump off the building
Jerry: What did you say?
Kramer: I said 'Jump.'! Well, he’s been threatening to do this for years.. I said 'Look, if you’re gonna kill yourself do it already and stop bothering me.'.. At least I’d respect the guy for accomplishing something.


Those 2 get me all the time!



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