SEINFELD BLOG

I love it in The Opposite when Elaine is distraught because she is getting thrown out of her apartment and George says "you could live with my parents". Elaine responds with "Was that the ... opposite ... of what you were going to say, or was that just
instinct? ( She squeezes George's mouth between her fingers )
George : Instinct. with a terrifed look on his face)
Elaine : Stick ... with the opposite. ( Slaps George on the forehead )

In which episode did the Superman magnet first appear on Jerry's fridge?

My favorite one is in The Serenity Now ...

George: You know... all these years I've always wanted to see the two of you get back together.
Elaine: Well, that's because you're an idiot.

In The Burning after Puddy tells Elaine that she is going to hell because she is not religious:

"David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils
and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I
mean, what do you think about all that?"

And then she holds her index fingers up like she has devil horns and makes a strange growling sound.

lovin every mintue of it, i dont know if you saw my post a few days ago, but in The Burning they have no cut out when elaine says "the heat my god the heat" I have noticed it the last 2 times i've seen it. It's not just a syndication thing because i've seen it a couple years ago in syndication when she still said it. I don't know why they cut out. And its not just my local affiliate, someone else said they noticed it was cut out. Whats the deal?!

typo.. i meant to say "they have NOW cut out"

lessthanjake,

The line "the heat my god the heat" is in the version I downloaded from Kazaa.

The best Elaine moment has GOT to be when she does her hilarious herky-jerky, thumb-pointing, spasmo dancing! Never fails to make me laugh out loud.

The episode when Peterman takes her to see the English patient. And he says:
Peterman: "You don't like the movie, Elaine?"
Elaine: "I hate it!"
(And the rest of the cinema goes "shhh")
Elaine: "Oh, go to hell!"

I also like the episode with vegetable lasange, when she keeps breaking up and getting back together with Putty on the plane. This episode is probably when she gets the most angry in the entire show and she slams her back into the chair to hurt the guy behind her who has his feet against her chair... hilarious!

Elaine's best moment was her argument with George about his toupee.

E: "You're bald!"
G: "No, I'm not! I WAS bald"
E: "I hate this thing, and this is what I'm going to do with it!"

love that one Kurt.when she throws the toupee out the window

I love this one...
Elaine:You’re through Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. NEXT!

i like the one with elaines phycyitrist when he wants to call her boyfriend which she is prtending that kramer is. then she says "i cant let you call him and the phycyitrist says you can and you will"and she says "no i cant" then he says back YOU CAN AND YOU WILL" and she says alright

Best Elaine Moment...
When she gives George a "Christmas Card". . I especially love George's reaction, with his hair sticking up and all...

that is a pretty funny one

cant choose between

the dancing, the shove and when she screams stella

i love when she pulls a "get out" on bizzarro jerry!

From The Pick

"I did not bare myself deliberately, but I tell you, I wish now that I had!
Because it is not me that has been exposed, but you! For I have seen the nipple on your soul!!"

Just one, of many...

I have to say my favorite is when she does the full body dry heave(dance,I think). I also like when she gets bit by the dog in the optical store (The Glasses) and later she says she having problems swallowing which might be from rabies.Pure physical comedy.

ELAINE: I... I think I'm... I'm having trouble swallowing. I can't... I can't swallow.

KRAMER: She's got rabies, just like my friend Bob Sacamano. She's delirious.

(Elaine drinks some water and drools)

KRAMER: She's foaming at the mouth!

I like the scene earlier in the Soup Nazi whwere she KNOWS he's a touchy one but says, "Has anyone ever told you that you look like Al Pacino? You know, "Scent of a Woman". Oooowhah Oooowhah.

Come back. One year!