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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 2:42 PM 

What's your favorite Frank Costanza moments?

For me, its either anything in The Strike....I lose my train of thought....

or when Frank calls Morty and says, "This is Frank Costanza." and then proceeds to inform him that they will be fellow residents of Del Boco Vista.

F. Costanza
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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 2:58 PM 


All of Frank's outbursts are priceless, but I'll start off with this one: In "The Money" when the Costanza's move to Florida, Frank is obsessed with watching his new Cadillac cause he saw a bum sleeping in one.

"They don't nap. They make it their home! THEY URINATE IN THERE!"

Go Frank!

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O'Brien
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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 3:36 PM 

All time favorite:
"Let me understand; you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen?"

During the dinner party with the Ross'

Jose
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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 3:37 PM 

What is this? A prophylactic wrapper?!

Babu Bhat
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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 8:25 PM 

Definately The Strike Read the script of The Strike Download the full epiosde video of The Strike Discuss The Strike . I love when Mr Kruger is at the dinner table and Frank tells him how he dissappointed him. Festivus is part of our heritage.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 9:07 PM 

"You're saying you want a piece of me?", is an obvious classic

O'Brien
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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 10:42 PM 

The screaming of "Serenity Now!"

And when George got engaged:

Frank: Get the hell out of here. He's getting married?
Mrs. C: Yes.
Frank: To a woman?

rio
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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 11:43 PM 

The Serenity Now Read the script of The Serenity Now Download the full epiosde video of The Serenity Now Discuss The Serenity Now :

F.C: "It's a relaxation tape... when my blood pressure gets high, the man on the tape tells me to say, SERENITY NOW!"
G.C: "You're supposed to yell it like that?"
F.C: "The man on the tape wasn't specific."

Anonymous
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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 11:57 PM 

"jerry this is frank costanza mr steinbrenner's here george is dead call me back"

Gack
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PostPosted: May 5, 2004 5:48 AM 


"He's not family. It's different psychologically."

lovin' every minute of it
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PostPosted: May 5, 2004 10:26 AM 

In The Caddy when Steinbrenner comes to the Costanza's to tell them that George is dead, Frank says nothing about the loss of his son but goes into a tirade about Steinbrenner's tradding of Jay Buhner:

What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm, you don't know what the hell you're doin'!!

Other Walter
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PostPosted: May 5, 2004 12:06 PM 

Frank to Estelle: "Your eggs are dry, your croquettes are oily and your eggplant parmagian is a disgrace to this house. Grabs a spatula-I'M BACK BABY!!!

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PostPosted: May 5, 2004 12:50 PM 

When he's describing the bra cup sizes to George and later says "How long does it take to get a bra? You ask me to get a pair of underwear and I'm back in 2 seconds!"

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 5, 2004 1:54 PM 

I'm sitting in my chair reading a periodical and this is the call I get, my son is a bootleggah?!"

Bruce
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PostPosted: May 5, 2004 3:33 PM 

When Frank thinks there is a mouse in his living room and runs into the dining room for cover!

My favorite.

Bruce
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PostPosted: May 5, 2004 3:36 PM 

Oh yeah, also when he finds out that Poppy has urinated on Jerry's couch and Frank Yells at George and says "...Just the very idea that you had me lying in urine"

I love that moment too!

F. Costanza
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PostPosted: May 5, 2004 3:40 PM 


Cook? No, I don't know any cooks! I don't know anything about cooking!!!

Mad Laughing

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PostPosted: May 5, 2004 3:42 PM 

The Strike is the best:

Hey George "Who's the suit?"

"I got alot of grievances with you people...

"My son tells me your company stinks...

"You couldn't smooth a silk shirt...

"I find tensil destracting."

classic

Denim Vest
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PostPosted: May 5, 2004 3:50 PM 

Others

How do you give Hideki Irabu $11 million!

I went to reach for a doll for my son, at that same moment another man reached for the same doll; as I rained blows apon him I knew there had to be another way.

I'll get the pole out of the crawlspace.

Other Walter
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PostPosted: May 5, 2004 4:27 PM 

Everybody knows hmmm I stop short

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 7, 2004 11:14 AM 

That's MY move!

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