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PostPosted: April 20, 2006 10:56 PM 

what is your guys all time favorite Newman quote? mine would have to be in either the Finale part 1, the speech he gives Jerry right before he leaves is hilarious. my other favorite is on the Butter Shave when Newman thinks Jerry's cooking, so he tryes to suck up to get the food . . .

Jerry: "I'm not the one with the food Newman!"

Newman: "Damn you Seinfeld! You useless pustule!"


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PostPosted: April 21, 2006 8:44 AM 


Mister Wilhelm

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PostPosted: April 21, 2006 9:59 AM 

Honey Mustard!!


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PostPosted: April 21, 2006 1:56 PM 

Pretty hot under these lights... eh Seinfeld?!?

Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: April 22, 2006 3:14 AM 

Let me perfectly blunt. I don't care for Mr. Newman. He is an a-gi-ta-tor. Laughing

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PostPosted: April 22, 2006 8:13 AM 

Oohhhh . How I've longed for this
moment Seinfeld . The day when I would have the proof I needed to hall you out
of your cushy lair and expose to the light of justice as the monster that you
are . A monster so vile .....

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PostPosted: April 24, 2006 6:51 PM 

a dizzying array of textures and moments.


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PostPosted: April 24, 2006 8:26 PM 

Alright! But hear me and hear me well! One day a cold wind will blow through your little play world and wipe that smug smile off ur face! And I'll be there, in all my glory, laughing, laughing as it all comes crumbling down!!

(i dont remember if thats the exact quote)


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PostPosted: April 24, 2006 9:05 PM 

Weed - Vile Weed (when eating brocoli at Kenny Rogers Roster.

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PostPosted: April 24, 2006 10:15 PM 

Where are they?

All right, I'm going to need a clean 8 ounce glass...

If I'm curt, then I appologize. But as I understand it, we have a situation here and time is of the essence.

Got ta luuuv "The Cleaner" Laughing

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 27, 2006 11:28 AM 

A more offensive spectacle I cannot recall.

Oh, right, this is a thread about Newman quotes. Sorry, fresh out.


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PostPosted: April 27, 2006 12:26 PM 

DING 'Ooooo - my cocoa!!!!'

'thank you, I Nautalis you know'

'Chop Chop Boy - tarry on!'


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PostPosted: July 30, 2008 9:33 PM 

Referring to dogs...

"They have no business living amongst us"

NBC (Nothing But Crap)

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PostPosted: July 31, 2008 2:00 PM 

"I love Ross but I don't know if he loves me"

The Drake

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PostPosted: August 1, 2008 2:53 PM 

The Police rings his door after trying to solve Elaines dog "situation", he answers the door with a toothpick in his mouth and says: "What took you so long?"

haha that always kills me, and also in the episode where he has to eat all the muffin stomps impersionating Harvey Keitel as "The Wolf" in Pulp Ficition: "it's a rental", "If im curt then i appologize but as i understand it we have a situation and time is of the essence, now - im gonna need a clean 8 ounce glass etc." haha thats a classic scene

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PostPosted: August 1, 2008 9:41 PM 

I thought Harvey Keitel was "The Cleaner". Confused


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PostPosted: August 2, 2008 5:20 PM 

I think you need to see Pulp Ficition again mate


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PostPosted: August 2, 2008 5:21 PM 

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.


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PostPosted: September 29, 2010 12:34 PM 

Harvey's name is Wolf, and his profession is The Cleaner: you're both right


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PostPosted: September 29, 2010 3:50 PM 

. . . aside from this rattan piece, which seems oddly out of place.

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PostPosted: September 29, 2010 8:01 PM 

Yeah, I don't know what that means...

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