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Slippery Pete

PostPosted: May 11, 2004 6:11 AM 

In the dealership where he's breaking up with Elaine. "You're the greasemonkey", LOL


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PostPosted: May 11, 2004 6:59 AM 

"I gotta go home and get changed before the game. I'll be back. We'll make out."

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 11, 2004 8:33 AM 

"You gotta question? Ask the eight-ball!"

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: May 11, 2004 8:49 AM 

I'm a recovered germaphobe.

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: May 11, 2004 9:20 AM 

LET'S GET IT ON!!! Alright!! Go Devils!! Go
Devils!! Let's go Devils!! gotta support your team

georgie boy
Bob Sakamano

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Reply: 5

PostPosted: May 11, 2004 9:23 AM 

Yeah, that's right!


Latex Salesman

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PostPosted: May 11, 2004 9:48 AM 

Puddy: "Puddy"
Kramer: "Is this Puddy?
Puddy: "This is Puddy"
Kramer: "Hey Puddy, it's Kramer"
Puddy: "I know."

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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Reply: 7

PostPosted: May 11, 2004 10:13 AM 

Feels like an Arby's night.

Bob Sakamano

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Reply: 8

PostPosted: May 11, 2004 11:39 AM 

Puddy is great...these crack me up.

"You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?"

Twisted Evil

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: May 11, 2004 11:42 AM 

"What do you care, you know where you're going"

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 11, 2004 1:29 PM 

I agree with Mulva and Jose that the episode where he condemns Elaine to hell is the best Puddy showing:

Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils
and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I mean, what do you think about all that?
Puddy: Gonna be rough.
Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me!
Puddy: Don't boss me! This is why you're going to hell.

Other Walter

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PostPosted: May 11, 2004 1:43 PM 

Father Curtis: Well then you're both going to hell
Puddy: This is BOGUS, man!

Master of my Domain

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Reply: 12

PostPosted: May 11, 2004 2:14 PM 

"High Five."

"Yeah, that chimps alright."


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PostPosted: May 12, 2004 6:23 AM 

Puddy: Peggy took a turn for the worse.
Elaine: Peggy. Ah, great. I suppose she's still blaming me?
Puddy: That's what he said.
Elaine: I don't believe this woman.
Puddy: Talk to me, babe.

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: May 12, 2004 8:12 AM 

Another classic Puddy scene was in "The Dealership" after him & Elaine split up. The way he tried to stick it to Jerry was hilarious!

PUDDY: Transport charge, storage surcharge, additional overcharge, finder’s fee...

JERRY: "Finder’s fee?!" It was on the lot!

PUDDY: Yeah, that’s right. Floor mats, keys...

JERRY: Keys?!

PUDDY: How ya gonna start it?

Razz Razz Razz

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 17, 2004 9:57 AM 

Elaine: See, this is what Jerry’s doesn’t understand. We can see each other. We can see each other every day, but it doesn’t mean we are back together.
Puddy: I mean I love just seeing you and having sex.
Elaine: Yeah.
Puddy: Not having to do all that…you know…work.
Elaine: Well, either way…
Puddy: All that calling you, and buying you stuff…
Elaine: David…
Puddy: Caring about how everyone at work isn’t as smart as you. It’s brutal.


Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 17, 2004 10:10 AM 

Puddy is awesome!

Puddy: I gotta go change. When I come back we'll make out! :p

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 17, 2004 1:02 PM 

Don't mess with The Devils buddy, we're #1 we beat anybody! We're the DEVILLLLLLLLLLLS! THE DEVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS!!! *HISS*

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 17, 2004 6:35 PM 

"Sure thing Joe Mayo."


"Hey! Cocktails off the speaker!"

Aaron Michael Perryman
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: May 17, 2004 9:50 PM 

Definetley the one where he says, Hwey you stole my Jesus fish!!!!!! Elaine goes Yeah, ahhhhhhhhahahaahahhhhhhhhaaaaa!!!!!


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PostPosted: August 7, 2005 6:09 PM 

what episode was the ask the eight ball episode?

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