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Anita Man







PostPosted: January 3, 2006 12:23 PM 

I usually don't like the comercials from them. They try to tell you that if you close the door to a beer truck while it is going down the road you are a better person. I did just see one that might help me with the 'soup nazi' when I go to New York. It showed a guy like the soup nazi in a restaurant insulting customers. This one guy stands up and says, "good sandwich, thanks." The screen then shows "compliments pass them on". Do you think this will work with the soup nazi? Or will I be banned for one year?

Jimmy


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PostPosted: January 3, 2006 5:52 PM 

I think I speak for all of us when I say... "What in the mother-f*ck are you talking about?

Anita Man
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 3, 2006 6:26 PM 

I guess Jimmy has never seen that commercial, lucky you. Our crap FOX station only runs public service announcements for commercials, thats all they have.

If you are tired of looking up porn and want to look at their crap website:

http://www.forbetterlife.org/

Curly
Son of Dad

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PostPosted: January 3, 2006 7:24 PM 

Yeah...That's what I want to do.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: January 3, 2006 10:59 PM 

He still doesn't make sense...

What the hell does "compliments pass them on" mean? Who shuts doors on a moving vehicle to feel better about themselves?

Somebody shoot that son-of-a-bitch and put him out of his misery!

Anonymous
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 4, 2006 11:20 AM 

That's what the Foundation for a better life says on their commercial. They say if you compliment people your life will be better. I was just making a coment on their BS.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: January 4, 2006 11:46 AM 

Pinko Commie rag!

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: January 4, 2006 12:15 PM 

The Human Fund: Money For People.

Mookie
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: January 4, 2006 12:40 PM 

SONS-A-BITCHES!

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 4, 2006 1:35 PM 

AM, in the immortal words of Ralph Kramden, "You...are a mental case".

Anonymous
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 4, 2006 2:08 PM 

non copis mentis

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 4, 2006 2:21 PM 

Perhaps you meant to anonymously write:

Non compos mentis ?

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: January 4, 2006 2:23 PM 

Bats in the belfrey.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: January 4, 2006 9:49 PM 

Toys in the attic.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 12:34 AM 

Rats in the Cellar.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 12:56 AM 

Penis in the Washing Machine.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 1:03 AM 

So much for discussing Aerosmith songs. Rolling Eyes

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 1:06 AM 

Oh, I thought we were doing Bobby Brown. Confused

Mookie
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 1:48 AM 

You mean to tell me this whole time we could have been discussing Aerosmith songs? And the Toxic Twins? And spilled milk? Cool

Curly
Son of Dad

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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 6:00 AM 

I never know what anyone's talking about.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 11:12 AM 

Cassius Beli. (Hell of a boxer til he changed his name to Muhammed Beli)

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