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PostPosted: December 16, 2003 9:56 PM 

Geroge's father

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: December 19, 2003 3:09 PM 

"Nobody tells Frank Costanza what to do!"

"Are you saying you want a piece of me?"

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: January 14, 2004 9:34 PM 

I'm sitting at home reading a periodical and this is the call I get? My son is a bootlegga? Hilarious

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: February 10, 2004 3:46 AM 

franks hot

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: February 11, 2004 3:46 PM 

And now, I am going to make love to your mother....

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: February 12, 2004 12:19 PM 

you have your A
your B
and you C

Prickly Pete

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PostPosted: February 17, 2004 1:33 PM 

The D...that's the biggest.

mary, mary

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PostPosted: February 21, 2004 4:04 PM 

"Festivus" Even a Ben & Jery's ice creamed named after this holiday.

Loved watching Mr. Costanza celebrating this 'deductible' holiday with all the Seinfeld friends.

Wasn't this the episode where Elaine discovers who designed her look-a-like maniquine in the window of the shop where George purchased his swish swish discounted suit? Wink


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PostPosted: February 22, 2004 3:11 AM 

As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: February 24, 2004 12:24 PM 

You're not dating a bra salesman!
At least he only SELLS bras, he doesn't WEAR them.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: February 27, 2004 8:09 PM 

Voice: This is Frank Costanza.

Morty: What do you want?

Frank: You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock
and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 2, 2004 11:03 AM 

Wouldn't be caught dead in banlon.

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 6, 2004 3:52 PM 

frank costanza: he (kramer) stopped short... You think I don't know what that's about? That's my old move! I used it on Estelle forty years ago! I told everybody about it! Everybody knows! Hmmmphhh! I stopped short.


Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 6, 2004 3:58 PM 

- estelle: here's your omelet
- frank: it's dry
- estelle: that's the way I always make it!
- frank: well it sucks!! your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily and your eggplant parmesan is a disgrace to this house!
- estelle: well that's too bad, because I'm the only one who cooks around here!
- frank: not any more! Gimme that spatula! I'm back, bay-bee!!!


Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 6, 2004 4:02 PM 

- frank: let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?!!
- georgie: why don't we talk about it another time.
- frank: you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!
- mrs. ross: something's missing all right.
- mr. ross: they're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
- frank: that's perverse...!

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 6, 2004 4:09 PM 

hoochiieee maaammaaaaaaa!!! hoochiiieee maammaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: March 6, 2004 6:18 PM 

Serenity now, serenity now !!!

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 7, 2004 10:56 AM 

Frankly Geroge, we've had it with you....

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 7, 2004 10:57 AM 

Frankly George, we've had it with you....
...this is supposed be OUR time.

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: March 18, 2004 8:40 AM 

Twisted Evil "Cook? No I don't know any cooks...I DON'T ANYTHING ABOUT COOKING!" Twisted Evil LOL

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 24, 2004 11:17 AM 

And now, once again, your mother and I.......

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