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Frank Costanza's Lawyer







PostPosted: June 6, 2004 2:35 PM 

Larry David plays Frank Costanza's lawyer in one episode. As Jerry and Elaine are walking down the street, they see Frank. Soon they notice he is with "a man in a cape." Throughout the episode there are numerous "cape discussions." You know, those vintage random Seinfeld-esque monologues of nothing. Anyways, when Jerry and Elaine discover the perculiar character and the fear of the unknown, they cross the street and avoid the situation. I love Jerry and Elaines initial discussion about this strange man and his cape.
"Is he wearing a cape?"
"I believe he is."
"Who wears a cape?"
"Well it is good cape weather...cool...breazy."
"Where do you even get a cape?"
"Your right, it is strange, in fact lets cross the street, cover for me."

I apologize if I misquoted that discussion but thats all I can remember off the top of my head. Unfortunately I don't recall the name of the episode either. Its the one where Elaine's friend Loreen is having troubles...I think with the long-talker.

Anyways...I hope you enjoyed...whoever read this

Frank Costanza's Lawyer
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: June 6, 2004 3:10 PM 

Ok......its on episode 90. The Chinese Women. For some reason the sript pages for episodes arent working for me...so...just watch the episode. I hope the script pages do start working soon though...I like them.

Frank Costanza's Lawyer
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: June 6, 2004 6:02 PM 

JERRY
Hey, isn't that George's father?

ELAINE
Oh, yeah, it is! Should we say hello?

JERRY
I've never seen him in Manhattan before; it's weird. So out of context.

ELAINE
That man he's with: is he wearing a cape?

JERRY
I believe he is wearing a cape.

ELAINE
Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a cape?

JERRY
Well, it is good cape weather. Cool. Breezy.

ELAINE
Yeah, why a cape? Who wears a cape? Where do you even get a cape?

JERRY
You're right; it is strange. In fact, let's cross to the other side of
the street. Cover me.

[ELAINE positions the bags to cover her face and upper body. JERRY walks
by her so he's out of view, too.]



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