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Peter Scudese

PostPosted: March 16, 2006 12:10 PM 

Does anyone know if there is footage of Jerry making this quote (stand up or on an episode): "There's no such thing as fun for the whole family; there are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry."

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 16, 2006 12:46 PM 

No, but my vote is in favor of such a place.


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PostPosted: March 16, 2006 4:15 PM 

I'm glad it's not from the show because (like many other unknown comic's funny bits) I intend on passing it off as my own whenever applicable.

I'm copying and pasting it into my prank bank right now. Wink

Son of Dad

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PostPosted: March 17, 2006 5:35 AM 

Jimmy has a prank bank? How does that work?

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: March 17, 2006 10:21 AM 

You spank your wank at the prank bank.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: March 19, 2006 10:02 PM 

What a skank.

Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: March 19, 2006 11:07 PM 

I like to spank my wank at the duty-free prank bank...


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PostPosted: March 19, 2006 11:38 PM 

Alright, let s just stay CALM here.... Don't get all CRAZY ON ME!

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