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PostPosted: March 5, 2005 10:46 PM 

Hi, I saw Jerry in Portland,Maine front row center when he was here this fall. I won the tickets from the local NBC channel. I was just wondering if anyone knows how much a typical front center seat would cost at a Jerry Seinfeld show anywhere else.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 6, 2005 1:59 AM 

I think it all depends on where he is playing, but I would guess three fifty or four hundred dollars.

Jerry is going to be in Waukegan, IL on April thirtieth at Genesee Theatre. Geee, wish I had one of those tickets...

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 6, 2005 3:53 AM 

it doesnt matterf -it sells out in a matterf of minutes and you arfe looking at 500-600$

is that your sign?
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 6, 2005 4:27 AM 


Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 6, 2005 9:52 PM 

You people are idiots. The front row seats cost whatever the highest ticket price is. I saw Seinfeld and was in the fourth row and the tickets were the same in the front row. It doesnt matter that its the first row, but rather if you are lucky enough to get a ticket in the first few rows. The only way a ticket would cost 300-400 or whatever would be if you bought then on ebay or from a broker.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 6, 2005 10:46 PM 

Gee, Bob thank you for your insight, but why are you so angry Bob? Did your mommy not hold you enough? It's okay Bob.

Your know the answers, thats great Bob. So what if we dont the answer to the cost of a ticket... but does that really mean that we are "a person of subnormal intelligence"?

Or does it just make you feel better to define someone as a idiot? Where I am from if you dont know the answer to a question and someone else does. Your called the student.

That would make you the teacher Bob. But, im sorry Bob. Im going to take you licence away Bob.

Teachers don't call kids idiots
in class; they call them idiots in the teacher's lounge. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Poor Bob, call your mommy or go hug a tree my friend.


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PostPosted: March 7, 2005 4:49 PM 

Come on guys. Let's be quiet for a while. It's so boring.

Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: March 8, 2005 1:43 PM 

It depends on if you're looking to buy the tickets from where he's performing, or from a person. Cause if you eBay his ticket, they will cost way more.

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PostPosted: March 8, 2005 5:15 PM 

Hey, I got front-row seats. Got 'em on the street from a scal---

Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: March 8, 2005 10:02 PM 

I got seats, but they aren't front row, their right about the middle. Coming up soon..... Laughing Laughing Laughing

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 10, 2005 7:15 AM 

but wait...arn't you forgetting something... HE ISN'T FUNNY... he isn't even as amusing as the sound of shit hitting the ground

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: March 10, 2005 2:46 PM 

Have you ever seen shit hit the ground? oh, it's quite an experience. but i'd rather see Jerry.

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PostPosted: March 10, 2005 2:48 PM 

Jerry cannot not be funny.


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PostPosted: March 10, 2005 6:59 PM 

Jerry: Of course I can, am I being funny now?

Elaine: A little.

Jerry: Oh, this is funny? I'm being funny?

Elaine: Yeah.

Jerry: George, is this funny?

George: It's funny!

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 11, 2005 11:52 AM 

thats... not funny though

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