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Rafael Daniel

PostPosted: July 28, 2005 8:51 PM 

George Louis Constanza committed several crimes in the serie... here are just some examples:

- Kills his girlfriend
- Struggles against a very sick guy (bubbleboy)
- Pretends to be a handicapped in order to get and mantain a job (and a bathroom, too)
- Drops an old ladie to the floor, triyng to save himself first, before the old ladies and kids in the Fire

Do you remember more vilness?

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: July 29, 2005 11:05 AM 

These things are nothing compared to the horror that this man experinces on his own:

1- Left tied to a bed in his underwear by a woman who steals his clothes.
2-Trapped in a airplane bathroom with a apprehended criminal.
3- Attacked by a mob who thought he was a nazi leader.
4- Had to grow up with THOSE parents.
5- Had his shrinkage viewed by a woman.

His seed is sour because of what society in general has done to him. Cut him some slack.

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: July 29, 2005 11:20 AM 

Let's not forget getting his ass kicked by the The Van Buren Boys.

The second buttom

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PostPosted: August 1, 2005 11:44 AM 

He was alone and his mother caught him. The worst ever! Glamour!

#1 dad

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PostPosted: August 1, 2005 3:45 PM 

I agee with Demin Vest

-He had a massage from a man...and then it moved
-He was attacked by a hawk
-He was caught by the cameras eating icecream, with no napkins around
-He got a wedgie...atomic! Very rare.


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PostPosted: August 1, 2005 4:56 PM 

...and these stories have not been embellished because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of his life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man.

Cosmo 87
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: August 4, 2005 12:17 PM 

He stepped on the pigeons and ran over the poor squirrel that got more attention than him from his girlfriend.

"We have a deal!"

Rafael Daniel

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PostPosted: August 10, 2005 12:13 PM 

OK, OK, I like georgie boy, but i insisted he commited a lot of vilness too... here are some more:
- He said to Lloyd Braun "but you were in a mental institution"
- He offends mickey
- He wishes a person to die (triangle guy), just to win more money
Twisted Evil

Mrs Sokol
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 10, 2005 1:02 PM 

You name one thing that places George in a position of advantage ?

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: August 10, 2005 1:06 PM 


Condo Board President

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PostPosted: August 10, 2005 2:43 PM 

OK--a mononucleosis misdiagnosis.

Burma (Myanmar)

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PostPosted: August 11, 2005 1:48 PM 

all of these are bad, but they are not horrible. The worst thing that george ever did, the thing that enshrines him in the Bad Seed Hall of Fame, is his putting lobster in scrambled eggs to get back at the women who saw his shrinkage and blabbed about it: I've looked into his eyes, he's pure evil!

#1 dad

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PostPosted: August 11, 2005 2:12 PM 

more vilness, TO YOU!

when he tried to sip a "mickey" to his boss!
he enjoyed it!

the exclamation points were necessary!!!

rafael daniel

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PostPosted: August 11, 2005 8:52 PM 

That´s right #1 dad, i forgot that...

Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 11, 2005 8:58 PM 

He faked being handicapped to get a job.

#1 dad

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PostPosted: August 16, 2005 12:57 PM 

-he was a bootlegger...just for a moment
-he played with jerry's girlfriend toy collection
-he pretended to be gay so he could end a relationship, "not that there is anything wrong with that"

rafael daniel

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PostPosted: August 17, 2005 7:26 PM 

He bought a damaged cashmere, and gave it to elaine as a Xmas present, pretending not to know that it has a red dot Embarassed

#1 dad

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PostPosted: August 18, 2005 12:42 PM 

when he run out of his girdfriend's appartment screaming "fire, fire!", pushing wonem and children out of the way

GEORGE: I risked my life making sure that exit was clear. Any other questions?
FIREMAN: How do you live with yourself?
GEORGE: Its not easy.

mr pitt
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 21, 2005 6:48 PM 

he called marisa tomei just before susan's funeral to inform her he is not engaged any more...

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 21, 2005 6:50 PM 

dated his cousin to get parents' attention

#1 dad

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PostPosted: August 22, 2005 10:54 PM 

he told his girlfriend the truth, causing her to check in a mental institution..


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