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Does anyone know if george is italian or spanish. I have a big bet with my friend. Would really appreciate your help. Thanks

He's Italian. In one episode the Maestro had a picture of a man who looked just like George's father which he took in Toscana, Italy. Frank thought it was his cousin Carlo so he went to Italy to see if it was him. Even though they looked exactly like each other Frank didn't it was him. Frank also mentioned once that he was born in Italy and that's why he couldn't run for president.
Which was the reason why he never had interest in politics. I don't know Estelle's roots but George is definately at least half-Italian.

….the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend, the bad fiancé‚ the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk, the bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... The bad tipper!

...he is not artistic and has no integrity, yet he refuses to compromise his artistic integrity! Ha!

george to the housekeeper who doesn't speak any english (The Old Man):

I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body!!

George to Jerry (The marine biologist):

You know I always wanted to pretend that I was an architect! Well I am supposed to see her tomorrow, I am gonna tell her whats going on. I mean maybe she just likes me for me.

(...)

Diane came up to me, threw her arms around me, kissed me. We both had tears streaming down our faces. I never saw anyone so beautiful. It was at that moment that I decided to tell her that I was not a marine biologist!

Jerry: Wow! What'd she say?

george: Told me to GO TO HELL, and I took the bus home!!

george: You know, people think I am smart, but I'm not smart!
Jerry: Who thinks you are smart?

just hilarious!!

I just threw away a lifetime of guilt free sex, and floor seats for ever sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect. For I am Costanza: Lord of the Idiots!

(someone yelling out the window) You’re all winneerrrs!

George: But suddenly, a new contender has emerged!

Well, you see, the thing about George is - he's an idiot.

George is getting upset!

You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but
there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the
George you grew up with -- Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar
George, Bawdy George.

george is italian - think of it - the salami sandwich while having sex at the same time, now if thats not italian roots what is!

Definitely Italian. This is from The Calzone .

George : You know my last name is Costanza . That's Italian . So you and I are like country men . Pisano's !

He's Italian but his mother cooked Paiea the spanish dish with rice for Morty and Helen Seinfeld who never went to eat it.

Morty-"We can't stand them."

Gwen: It's not you, it's me.

George: You're giving me the "it's not you, it's me" routine? I invented "it's not you, it's me". Nobody tells me it's them not me, if it's anybody it's me.

Gwen: All right, George, it's you.

George: You're *damn* right it's me.

Gwen: It's not you, it's me.

George: You're giving me the "it's not you, it's me" routine? I invented "it's not you, it's me". Nobody tells me it's them not me, if it's anybody it's me.

Gwen: All right, George, it's you.

George: You're *damn* right it's me.

oops, inexperienced type from UK, we've only just discovered computers

oops, inexperienced type from UK, we've only just discovered computers

I give up

A George, divided against itself, cannot stand!