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Can anyone tell me what episode has Jerry going on a week long trip and leaves Elaine in charge of his apartment? I need to know so I can remember what he tells George to do because he was so mad he didn't get to be in charge!!

(I just answered this in another thread, so here's the same, copy and pasted answer)

The Wizard

George gets upset that Jerry entrusted Elaine to get his mail. To avoid conflict, Jerry quickly gives George the important job of flushing his toilets twice a day so the gaskets won't dry out and leak. George then feels better by having, what he feels is, a "bigger responsibilty" than Elaine. Toilets are everything to George.

Jerry's a pact breaker.

He's a... pact breaker, love taker...

You *must* exercise the gaskets, george!

One of the most underrated scenes in that episode is when Morty get's out his Wizard Organizer, which he keeps calling, a "tip calculator"...

JERRY: Dad, it's got lots of other functions.

MORTY: Don't worry. I'll get to the other functions... I CAN"T GET IT OPENED!

It doesn't get much laughter, but I laugh my ass off everytime!

"Heatbreaker, Brewbaker...."

YAAAYYYY! Jerry got it opened!!!

Are you unbanned now?

No. Still only able to post from work.