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PostPosted: March 31, 2005 2:20 AM 

George seems pretty convinced at the end of the "The Comeback" that he has found another great line, a line so perfect that he wouldn't be able to live with himself if he never used it. He does, after all, turn his car around and presumably head back to the airport to catch another flight to Akron, screaming, "You're meat, Riley! You just screwed yourself!"

So... what do you think his ultimate comeback might have been?

Remember, the original line is:

"His wife's in a coma."

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PostPosted: March 31, 2005 12:36 PM 

Good question. How can you possibly have a comeback to a sentence like that?

I'll assume that it was the same type of comeback, where George would say "so and so called, ..."

But i have no idea what it could be.


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PostPosted: March 31, 2005 1:43 PM 

I'm thinkin a Terry Schiavo style something but that's just my sick mind.

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PostPosted: April 2, 2005 6:18 PM 

His wife's in a coma

1. I admire her commitment in escaping from that jerk

2. Coma! - that's the easy way out with that jerk would put the roadrunner to sleep

4. the coma store called - his wife is driving them all crazy down there

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PostPosted: April 2, 2005 6:49 PM 

Actually, no.1's not bad.

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PostPosted: April 2, 2005 9:11 PM 

His wife's in a coma.

"And i bet she's having more fun now than ever before."

"Why? was the divorce too expensive?"


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PostPosted: April 2, 2005 10:32 PM 

GEORGE: Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.
MCADAM: His wife's in a coma."
GEORGE: Okay... well then....she SLEPT with me."

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PostPosted: April 2, 2005 10:44 PM 

Alright, alright. You see? This is why I hate
writing with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it
all gets homogenised, and you lose the whole edge of it. I'm going with jerk
store! Jerk store is the line! Jerk store! Yess!

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PostPosted: April 2, 2005 11:52 PM 

Oh yeah, well i had sex with your wife!

His wife's in a coma.

So what? I still had sex with her!


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PostPosted: April 3, 2005 12:07 AM 

Uh....yeah Jeffrey, that's sort of what Jimmy said. Confused

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PostPosted: April 3, 2005 12:32 AM 

I know, it's called plagiarism.

Actually, i thought your joke involved sleep, when in what i was referring not actually sleep. Sleep is different from that. And i don't see why your joke got all tied up and that.


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PostPosted: April 3, 2005 12:44 AM 

"SLEPT" is her being in a coma. But "SLEPT" is also a word people use for when they've had sex. So it's more of a "sick" innuendo. But you just HAD to change it.... you like stuff you don't have to think too much about, don't you?

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PostPosted: April 3, 2005 1:03 AM 

Sick innuendo? Well, you know...according to my post count, i'm a Cock-eyed Optimist. You don't have to think about that too long, do ya?


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PostPosted: April 3, 2005 3:27 AM 

...... Jimmy lost his train of thought.

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PostPosted: April 3, 2005 1:47 PM 

i thought you might.

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PostPosted: April 4, 2005 9:58 PM 

Cartwright !


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PostPosted: April 5, 2005 11:02 PM 

ohhhhhhhhhh, the moon shines bright
on ally cartwright,
she couldn't fart right,
her ass was air tight!

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