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cousin jeffrey







PostPosted: December 7, 2004 9:28 PM 

Alright, now we're getting to the real nitty gritty. George Louis Costanza. Everyone's favorite version of Larry David. A short, stocky, funny, balding man who's life ambition is too sleep with a giant.
A defining moment that captures the very essence that is George Costanza. A moment where even a non-fan can realize what kind of a man George Costanza is.
Again, this is not a whole episode, but does not have to be a one-liner either.

A "Moment". Go.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: December 7, 2004 10:02 PM 

The scene at Jerry's when George is talking to Jerry telling him he can't go through with the wedding. George is classic in that scene. Jerry's pretty funny in that scene too. The whole scene ending with "Even if you killed somebody, I wouldn't turn you in" is a killer. It's a scene man.

Bookman
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PostPosted: December 7, 2004 10:17 PM 

The scene in "The Old Man" when George, who has volunteered to keep a senior citizen company, instead drives the old man away with his obnoxiousness. Among other things, George calls him stupid for not realizing how close he is to dying of old age. And then the topper: As the old man walks out in a huff, George calls after him to get him to pay for his own soup.

Joe's Fruit Stand
Sidler

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PostPosted: December 7, 2004 11:06 PM 

"So I'm fighting (the mugger) off with one hand and driving the bus with the other."

"You're Batman."

"Yeah, I am Batman."

(Actually, the whole mugger on the bus story probably qualifies)

Joe's Fruit Stand
Sidler

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PostPosted: December 7, 2004 11:07 PM 

Duh. I'm ass. Why I was thinking Kramer, I don't know.

For George, I nominate:

"No. Jerkstore! I'm going with Jerkstore!"

Jimmy


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PostPosted: December 7, 2004 11:30 PM 

You're giving me the "it's not you, it's me" routine? I INVENTED "it's not you, it's me." Nobody tells me it's them, not me... if it's anybody, it's ME!

GWEN: All right, George, it's you.

GEORGE: You're DAMN RIGHT, it's me!

ScottyCougar
Master of my Domain

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PostPosted: December 7, 2004 11:55 PM 

"Look, you wanna have sex right now?! Do want to have sex with me right
now?! Let's go! C'mon, let's go baby! C'mon!"

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: December 8, 2004 8:37 AM 

From The Opposite, at the movie theater:

Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie!
And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna
show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll
shut'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I
would love it!

Puddy
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: December 8, 2004 9:15 AM 

George running out of the bathroom with his pants down to his ankles screaming "Vandalay Industries, Vandalay Industries!"
-Classic scene. Very Happy

QueenOfTheCastle
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PostPosted: December 8, 2004 10:59 AM 

Bodysuit man. Laughing

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: December 8, 2004 11:03 AM 

"I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?"

"Who said that?"

"She did."

"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time."

"You're fired."


If a non-fan watched this, what kind of person would they see: a lying, horny, loser. not bad, huh?

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: December 8, 2004 11:03 AM 

"I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?"

"Who said that?"

"She did."

"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time."

"You're fired."


If a non-fan watched this, what kind of person would they see: a lying, horny, loser. not bad, huh?

shutdown
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: December 8, 2004 11:05 AM 

Laughing

Then Jerry enters the room, sees George on the floor with the pants down, and says:

"And you want to be my latex salsman.."

And from "The Fire"

GEORGE: Because! Because, as the leader...if I die...then all hope is lost! Who would lead? The clown? Instead of castigating me, you should all be thanking me. What kind of a topsy-turvy world do we live in, where heroes are cast as villains? Brave men as cowards?

ROBIN: But I saw you push the women and children out of the way in a mad panic! I saw you knock them down! And when you ran out, you left everyone behind!

GEORGE: Seemingly. Seemingly, to the untrained eye, I can fully understand how you got that impression. What looked like pushing...what looked like knocking down...was a safety precaution! In a fire, you stay close to the ground, am I right? And when I ran out that door, I was not leaving anyone behind! Oh, quite the contrary! I risked my life making sure that exit was clear. Any other questions?

FIREMAN: How do you live with yourself?

GEORGE: Its not easy.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: December 8, 2004 1:39 PM 

George's greatest moment?

You don't wanna know.....



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