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PostPosted: December 13, 2003 2:31 PM 

I think it's time to comment on Costanza's lack of tact. His inapropriate comments are a great contribution to the show...

"Can I just use your bathroom for a minute?" The Wallet-Watch Part 2 Read the script of The Wallet-Watch Part 2 Download the full epiosde video of The Wallet-Watch Part 2 Discuss The Wallet-Watch Part 2

"I just realized... you never gave me back the change for the tolls." The Bubble Boy Read the script of The Bubble Boy Download the full epiosde video of The Bubble Boy Discuss The Bubble Boy

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: December 15, 2003 12:00 PM 

Here's one I just saw over the weekend from The Wait Out Read the script of The Wait Out Download the full epiosde video of The Wait Out Discuss The Wait Out :

"A physician married to a salesman. Well, I gotta tell you, Beth, you coulda done a lot better than him."

Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: October 13, 2004 12:15 PM 

In the Parking Space:
"She was probably some spoiled, rich handicapped person who didn't wanna do any work...well, I'm sorry!"
and when he finds out the the Drake's fiance gives away the big screen tv:
"How could anyone be so selfish and inconsiderate?"


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PostPosted: October 13, 2004 12:22 PM 

Or when he buys the painting from Elaine's boyfriend who was in a coma (hoping his impending death would drive up its value) -- upon hearing he came out of the coma, moaned "Where's the luck? There's no luck..."

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 13, 2004 12:59 PM 

Joe Mayo's therapeutic chair:

"I already bought it! I've been lyin' to you for three days, and now you're all screwin' me!"

this is frank costanza
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: October 13, 2004 2:26 PM 

My personal all time favorite Costanza gem:

GEORGE: I told you that God would never let me be successful. I never should've written that pilot. Now the show will be a big hit, we'll make millions of dollars, and I'll be dead. Dead Jerry. Because of this. (showing his lip)

JERRY: Can't you at least die with a little dignity?

GEORGE: No I can't. I can't die with dignity. I have no dignity. I want to be the one person who doesn't die with dignity. I live my whole life in shame. Why should I die with dignity?

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