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In love with Seinfeld

PostPosted: July 3, 2005 1:15 PM 

guys ive met the perfect girl, she is what ive been waiting for all my life, she is perfect in everyway except for one thing, SHE HATES SEINFELD!!! and im the BIGGEST seinfeld fan ever. my whole life revolves around seinfeld, everything i do has a refrence to seinfeld.
any advice? she even refuses to watch the episodes, i dont want to lose her, help me out here.
the main problem i guess is the fact that most of the things i say are from seinfeld, im really frustrated over here.

Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: July 3, 2005 2:10 PM 

Well, there is one thing certain.
..She is a girl. Razz
She probably love Friends.
If so.. lose the girl. There are plenty girls who love Seinfeld.


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PostPosted: July 3, 2005 6:33 PM 

Go over to her place right now... knock on her door, and when she answers, say ", la, la (walk away).

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: July 4, 2005 10:27 AM 

biggest fan ever? it must be a sliding scale...


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PostPosted: July 4, 2005 11:14 AM 

Well, Jimmy doesn't know how official any of these rankings really are.

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: July 4, 2005 12:03 PM 

ILWS, or whatever your name is, if you and she don't laugh at the same stuff........... run like hell.

Judge Vandelay

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PostPosted: July 4, 2005 1:30 PM 

Unless she's really hot. Then I'd try to work things out.

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: July 5, 2005 8:29 AM 

Does the roommate like Seinfeld?

The It Girl

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PostPosted: July 5, 2005 9:15 AM 

I agree with Bookman. It is totally important for you to be able to laugh at the same stuff. There are definitely chicks out there the are Seinfeld geeks (and I use that word with love by the way). I am a chick and I am a total junkie so we are out there. From a girl's point of view, I can assure you that eventually she will begin to think you are a doofus everytime you speak Seinfeldese or do something Seinfeldesque. We are not a very tolerant species and it is rare to bring us to your side. Just some input from a fellow Seinfeldian, and girlie at that.

Latex Salesman

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PostPosted: July 5, 2005 12:19 PM 

I agree. My ex-girlfriend grew to hate all my Seinfeld referencing with a passion. After I named my kitten "Seven", I never heard the end of it. (Funny to me, because she actually angrily spoke the words "It's not a name, it's a number!") Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that if she doesn't respect your sense of humor, you're in for a painful and frustrating ride. I'm telling you from experience.
My current girlfriend is pro-Seinfeld and now I have another kitten - "Soda".

Denim Vest
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PostPosted: July 6, 2005 9:11 AM 

I have to admit that it is very tough to exist in a one sided seinfeld relationship.
My wife can't understand why I still watch the re-runs when I own a bootlegg copy of every episode and the first 4 seasons of the real thing. But I know all of YOU know why!

The Manssiere

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PostPosted: July 6, 2005 12:58 PM 

Dump her. Tell her "worlds are colliding" since you are "GA GA" over Seinfeld and she is not.


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PostPosted: July 6, 2005 2:43 PM 

Well, I'm a girl and I say that if you love her, then you'll be able to work things out. I'm sure you don't like everything she's into either.
And...if she loves you enough, she'll give your favorite show a chance! But if she doesn't want to watch, you can't force her. She'll only end up resenting you for it.

Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: July 6, 2005 3:15 PM 

What is the average age of the female Seinfeld vieuwer?

Maybe it's harder to find a female with age 16 to 20.


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PostPosted: July 6, 2005 4:01 PM 

I don't know about other female viewers but I'm in my early 30's.

Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: July 7, 2005 8:43 AM 

Queen of the Castle is there a King of the county?

Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: July 7, 2005 8:44 AM 

I mean, do yuo have a boyfriend?

Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: July 7, 2005 8:44 AM 

And is he master of his domain?

Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: July 7, 2005 8:45 AM 

I mean, does he like seinfeld?

In love with Seinfeld
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 7, 2005 12:48 PM 

if i didnt like her so much i wouldnt care about this, and i would just leave it.
some really funny posts here guys, especially the "helllloooooo lalalaaa" one. LOL
you see its these type of jokes that i want to be able to do and if there is someone around you who doesnt know anything about seinfeld youll look like a fool.
well looks like im not going to be able to be the lord of the manor no more.


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PostPosted: July 7, 2005 2:53 PM 

Maestro....Yes, there's a king of the county, Sometimes he's master of his domain and Yes, he loves Seinfeld too!

And, the best part is, he doesn't play games. You know? There are no games!
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