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PostPosted: February 18, 2004 10:05 PM 

One of the three Dominicans from "The English Patient" ep151.

Although Kramer and his investors were really interested in Cubans -> ->
"KRAMER: Jerry, I just picked up the Cubans at the bus station. (shrill) What's going on!?
JERRY: What?
KRAMER: (animated) They're not real Cubans. They're Dominicans.
KRAMER: So, Jerry, if my investors don't get Cubans, the whole deal's off.
JERRY: What's the difference?
KRAMER: Jerry, once you've had real Cubans, there's just nothing else like it.
JERRY: (confused) We're talking about people, right?
KRAMER: Yes, yes. The quality, the texture, the intoxicating aroma. These guys don't have it.
JERRY: I thought they smelled pretty nice.
KRAMER: Jerry, your palate's unrefined."

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 8, 2004 12:24 PM 

- kramer: so, I taught them all about Cuba, and they really took to it. You know, Marxism, the worker's Revolution, the clothing....
- jerry: boy, they seem pretty angry about something.
- kramer: yeah..., I'm a little worried! When there's no work, and the people get restless, who do you think they come after?! El Presidente!!!


Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 8, 2004 12:27 PM 

- guillermo: we are hijacking this plane to Cuba! everyone stay in your seats, and shut that movie off!
- elaine: arrghh, nuts!!


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