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PostPosted: December 17, 2003 4:11 PM 

Elaine's boyfriend in "The Nap." Threw his back out a few years ago and has been really careful since then. Refuses to sit on park benches and shops at the Lumbar Yard. Thinks Kramer and Elaine have slept together on the matress he purchased for her.

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 8, 2004 12:48 PM 

- hal: I told my Chiropractor how swimming in the river made my back heal. He recommended it to all his patients.

(an old man jumps into the river)

- kramer: he just sunk like a stone...!

Prickly Pete

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PostPosted: March 11, 2004 4:05 AM 

"Hal, uh...Langerhans."
"Oh, that's it."

Slippery Pete
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 28, 2005 5:16 AM 

'Kramer totally Funked up my mattress!!'

Crazy Joe Davola
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PostPosted: September 28, 2005 5:19 AM 

KRAMER: 'There were a couple of other guys out there'
JERRY: 'Swimming!!?'
KRAMER'..Well they weren't moving much....But they were out there!'


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PostPosted: March 14, 2011 11:39 AM 

Hahahahah! I love this episode. Watching it right now. I never understood the Kistmiller / Langerhans thing, except for the running gag that Kramer can't remember. Very funny.


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PostPosted: February 19, 2016 12:27 AM 

I always thought the Kitsmiller / Langerhans thing was based on the fact that both names sound a little bit perverse in nature when misheard ( kid smeller / lay your hands ). I've been told that I'm crazy, and that I'm the only person who interprets it this way, but that's what makes the joke for me. Wink

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