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Happy Thanksivus

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J. Chiles







PostPosted: November 25, 2004 2:30 PM 

Happy Thanksivus to you and yours and especially to those posting the numerous witty comments and recollections of the “Show About Nothing” which serve to lighten my day on so many occasions.

Jose
Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: November 25, 2004 3:01 PM 

Happy Thanksivus to all of you in the US. Wink

Gendison
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PostPosted: November 25, 2004 3:05 PM 

Thanx, now change your name. We already have a J.Chiles. We can't have 2 Chiles. How about Koko the Monkey?

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: November 25, 2004 3:19 PM 

Oh, it was me, Gendison.

Gendison
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PostPosted: November 25, 2004 3:31 PM 

Ah! Sorry, bro...lol...just looking out for your back. I thought someone was trying to be the winter you.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: November 25, 2004 3:49 PM 

Ah, Thanksivus! Time for Jimmy and his family (Kimmy, Timmy, Zimmy, etc.) to gather round the fifth of Wild Turkey, and begin with the traditional getting drunk and the "airing of threats." As Thanksivus rolls on, we'll come to the "losing of tempers...."

Stan The Caddy
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PostPosted: November 25, 2004 3:57 PM 

With all that turkey and wine, its also a good time to put someone to sleep so you can play with their toy collection.

That reminds me, I didn't get an invitation to Tim Watley's night-before-thanksgiving party this year.... Razz

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: November 25, 2004 4:13 PM 

That Stan, he's so prolific.

Our family will find ourselves munching on Snackwells, gathered around the symbol of Thanksivus - a bare drumstick bone. I find dark meat distracting.

Jose
Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: November 25, 2004 4:25 PM 

Many Thanksgivings ago, I went to buy a turkey for my son. I reach for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: November 25, 2004 4:37 PM 

That musta been some kind of turkey.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: November 25, 2004 4:42 PM 

What is it that's in a Turkey that puts you to sleep?

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: November 25, 2004 4:54 PM 

Trytophan (sic?)

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: November 25, 2004 4:54 PM 

Tryptophan (sic?)

Jimmy


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PostPosted: November 25, 2004 5:45 PM 

....... I think....

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: November 25, 2004 6:03 PM 

Please pass to me an Easy-Bake Oven cupcake

Jimmy


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PostPosted: November 25, 2004 7:55 PM 

Anyone ever notice while Lou's pouring wine from the box into Celia's glass, Celia asks "Who's he?," then Elaine says "Oh, he's nobody. Hey, listen, ... let me top that off for ya," then pours her glass of wine into Celia’s glass which was already full from Lou. She couldn't have downed it because she was talking to Elaine.

Gendison
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PostPosted: November 25, 2004 9:04 PM 

hmmmm...didn't notice. have to check that out.



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