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HateTheDrake







PostPosted: March 21, 2005 4:30 PM 

This is demented I know but I've come up with a way to really find the true diehard fans. It's Gold Jerry, Gold! You must live out or involve yourself in a Seinfeld type of situation. Get a photograph of it. Otherwise scofflaws will just make up crap, like "uhhh, uhhhh, I have levels in my apartment...". Funniest pictures and best ideas will win Drake's Coffee Cake(yes it's real). I have a feeling that this could be beyond hilarious and dangerous. Could you imagine watching the news and hearing of someone hurling a homemade oil-bladder off of some famous skyscraper? NOT ENCOURAGING THAT!! Or a document of someone somehow actually cancelling their mail. Footage of yourself yelling in a theater for Jerry and Elaine(laughin and lyin)and being hauled out of said theater raving mad like George. The contest will continue until January 2nd 2006. That allows for any Neumanium ideas. But mainly for the celebrators of Festivus.
I WILL NOT bail you out of jail a-la Frank Costanza so don't try and be a bad boy.

HateTheDrake
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 21, 2005 6:20 PM 

Just ignore what I wrote. Before I was born my mom stood too close to the microwave. I am pretty fucked up.

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: March 21, 2005 8:57 PM 

Don't give up so fast. Not that bad of an idea, but I won't be first to participate.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 21, 2005 10:39 PM 

Jimmy knew that picture of his nipple showing would pay off someday.

Marcelino
Wealthy Industrialist

Posts: 473

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PostPosted: March 22, 2005 9:45 AM 

Is thats the full size Drake's coffee cake?

HateTheDrake
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 22, 2005 11:14 AM 

Whichever cowardly uncle-fucker is pretending to be me is going to end up unconscious in a sack in the East River.
You best wear a helmet lest you catch a boot to the head if you steal my name one more time.

Marcelino
Wealthy Industrialist

Posts: 473

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PostPosted: March 22, 2005 11:34 AM 

..just between you and me I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi.

HateTheDrake
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 22, 2005 6:08 PM 

I used to have sex with hampsters, but I got tired of them exploding.

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: March 22, 2005 6:35 PM 

I implore you... If you're a true "Seinfeld" fan, you're a regular here, and up till now you've been posting anonymously, now's the time to stop being a wuss and join the rest of us.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 22, 2005 9:14 PM 

He thinks that if we're too funny, he might not look so funny. If people see us put on a better show, they'll walk out on his show, go see our show.


Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: March 22, 2005 10:34 PM 

BTW, a clarification: The "you" I implored in my previous post were all of "you" who fit the category, and certainly not one of this site's anonymous saboteurs.

O'Brien
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 22, 2005 11:12 PM 

Were you just talking about me? What's going on?

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 23, 2005 12:57 AM 

Every group has someone that they all make fun of.... like us with O'Brien.

O'Brien
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 23, 2005 6:22 AM 

fuck you Jimmy

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 23, 2005 6:54 AM 

Nice try, my friend... but you gotta get up pretty early in the morning....

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: March 23, 2005 7:50 AM 

Screw you Jimmy...

(Damn, I forgot to change my name. I guess I'm just not cut out to be an anonomous coward).

HateTheDrake
Pigman

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PostPosted: March 23, 2005 11:50 AM 

For the record I wasn't trying to be anonymous. I thought that I had to keep making posts until I got recognized by the system with enough points. Gammy didn't raise no coward. My bad.

Bookman
Condo Board President

Posts: 2988

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PostPosted: March 23, 2005 12:26 PM 

Welcome aboard.

O'Brien
Assistant to the Traveling Secretary

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PostPosted: March 23, 2005 12:48 PM 

Alright! I've given in to social pressure.
You can say what you want about me (or my mother) but I'll be damned if you're gonna insult Jimmy with my "good name".

Bookman
Condo Board President

Posts: 2988

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PostPosted: March 23, 2005 4:14 PM 

Good karma for you.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: March 23, 2005 4:23 PM 

Not conversion?!?! You're thinking conversion?!? You realize you're venturing into uncharted waters...are you that desperate?

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