SEINFELD BLOG

Right, I was watching "The Show" and it was "The Little Kicks" and I wondered if any of you, once again .. not Jimmy) know what Kramer says after Jerry tells him "no, No, No... you can't give this tape to Brody and tell him I shot it". Kramer says something that's on the tape but I can't make it out.

Did anyone hear if Jerry Seinfeld and David Letterman have shot their Comedians in Cars getting Coffee. I'd give them $5K each to go along, please!!! I'm a sick guy! I think the two of you torpedoed my college career because how funny Dave's "Late Night" show was and especially when he would be done his monologue and he said something like " oh a real treat at the end of the show Jerry Seinfeld .." right? Right? You guys know what I mean! I would have been a Computer Programmer or a System Analyst who would have died a long time ago.

However, when I saw "WebCrawler" in 1993 on AOL I thought "I can do better than that" .. than the idea passed .. until times when I like to remind people I told 20 years ago ..

Next time, cut the Prozac in half.

Kramer says, "Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109"

(to waitress) I'll have a slice of devil's food cake...

Take a bite, Jimmy. I insist.

I warned you Jimmy YOU BASTARD!! I HATE YOU , YOU F'ER!

You have not one good quality, suck face!

I was remember after talking to THE GUY who takes the messages for Jerry Seinfeld, yes THAT Jerry, and he asked me how could a forum on Seinfeld be bad. I told him, yeah I agree but there's this Asshole from Michigan who makes all new comers' lives shit by treating they like assholes when they had just done a search thinking innocently of "I wonder if their is a Seinfeld Forum' then they find STANTHECADDY place, where Stan's not the problem here, I'll spoke to Stan .. and actually about this very subject .. that the M-Fer "JIMMY" and he agreed with me and he concurred that one day something WILL BE DONE here on the forum!

I know this other guy and I can't talking about it that much but they need to test a Secret-Secret Domestic Drone test and they could send the thing right between the two "dingleberry holders" of his two cheeks where the sun don't sun .. and I told this guy .. call him Mr. Mike, one more out burst, one more snide comment, anything .. this "Jimmy" guy will know what an enema with USAF on it is like.

OK, for everyone else, I've decided a few things! I run things around here now .. with Stan's Blessing .. so any honest question like I had after see "The Little Kicks". Again, it's "What does Kramer say on the tape, right before Jerry says 'I have to! " in regard to him redoing the "Cry, Cry, Again".

JIMMY: Got it? Good!

I'll check with Stan and he knows who you are and when you meet any of the people from the show they'll be like "Oh, you that AssHole guy Jimmy that everyone hates" .. OK?

The rest of you : PEACE! OUT!!

"I am the Wiz!!!!"

"I am the Wiz!!!!"

"I am the Wiz!!!!"

"I am the Wiz!!!!"

"Ahhhh here's newsflash, .. I am THE WIZ!!!"

Anyway, so I was sitting here, and I felt like a piece of cake, you know? But then I thought, it's morning, I should really have a muffin. I like those chocolate chip ones. Then I figured, well, they're really both cake...

Oh man I sat in gum

Muffins are NOT cake. Yet another bullshit post from the man who is so close to Detroit, he smells like MURDER. Detroit is the MURDER Capital of the USA still, right.

I heard Jimmy used to date Madonna Ciccone. Whenhe proposed she threw up on him! Why everytime chicks throw up they had spaghetti for dinner. Anyway, Jimmy is the one who bought her a Karoke machine. She wrote most of her first album about Jimmy. If there had only been the PosniVac back then. Jimmy was smart then, he got a Sears Indoor/Outdoor vac he got onsale on his PeePee and, well, it was off to the closest E/R running in with that huge Sears Vacuum unit under his arm with his ding-dong stuck in the hose and the whole head of Mr. Winky rattling around in the bottow of the can. He lost a lot of blood and his "Kramer" and "Newman" gave him a pint each. Maddy (I think that's what they used to call her) didn't like #1 The scene he caused and those guys she didn't like's blood floating around inside Jimmy .. so bye bye! The last song she wrote about him was "Take a bow". She thought he was taking a bow while he was looking for the head of Mr. Jolly (Rancher). It was a scene man! That smashing Pumpkins band wrote the song "1979" about it because it happened in 1978 which was right before '79. It's a long story!

You know, a muffin can be very filling.

No muffin, no muffin, no muffin, no muffin, hey!