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snoopy and prickly pete

PostPosted: May 1, 2004 2:23 PM 

The question is twofold:
1)Ways "the gang" have thwarted Newman

2)Ways Newman has thwarted them

Some we know:
1)Responsible for the closing of: Kenny Rogers' Roasters and The soup stand
-Made the nonfat yogurt actually nonfat

2)Told the Seinfelds about that little movie indiscretion......
-tried to bust Jerry for mail fraud

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 1, 2004 8:59 PM 

Nice question...

How about when Newman was using his mail truck to transport fish...the sewing machine got caught underneath...there was paint thinner on mile 114...sparks, then flame...

Oh, the humanity!!!!


Babu Bhat

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PostPosted: May 2, 2004 2:51 AM 

When Jerry is havnig an affair with Martin's wife and he is in coma. Newman says he will "bring him up to date"

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Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 2, 2004 6:05 AM 

Elaine gets the Soup Nazi closed on him

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: May 2, 2004 9:40 AM 

And Jerry causes the yogurt place to change to all non-fat yogurt. That really upset Newman...LOL

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Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 2, 2004 1:52 PM 

Kramer throws Newman out of the mail truck and loses all their cans ruining Newman's bottle plan.

Jerry is too good of a mailman and newman doesnt get his promotion

Newman doesnt give Kramer his birthday wish like he promised.

Newman doesnt go to work because its raining so george cant get his clazones for Mr. Steinbrener.

The lsit could go on forever


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PostPosted: May 2, 2004 5:41 PM 

Kramer testimony did not help Newman with his ticket (after Kramer was kicked by Crazy Joe Davola)

Kramer makes Newman turn himself in (The White Whale) for parking tickets again

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 2, 2004 8:15 PM 

And then there's the time that Newman helped prove Jerry was seeing another barber by
cutting a lock of his hair...


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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 3, 2004 8:58 AM 

Newman gives Jerry fleas and Jerry has to get his apartment fumigated.

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 3, 2004 9:02 AM 

Newman tells Jerry that he used to date the girl that Jerry is currently dating. Her name is Margaret, curly red hair, from The Big Salad Read the script of The Big Salad Download the full epiosde video of The Big Salad Discuss The Big Salad . When Jerry inquires as to why Newman broke it off with her, Newman says that he needs a really pretty face. Jerry is disturbed by the fact that she once dated Newman and is no longer able to kiss her. She tosses Jerry out of her car.

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 3, 2004 9:05 AM 

Jerry reveals to Newman that Newman’s millenium party will be lame because Newman mistakenly booked it for Dec 31, 2000 instead of Dec 31, 1999 when the big celebration will occur.

Other Walter

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PostPosted: May 3, 2004 1:06 PM 

Newman's rickshaw ride ends in downhill disaster
Newman is refused usage of Laura's lipreading capabilities "alright you keep it secret..."
Newman is left behind on the flight to Paris which ends in Latham, Mass.
Kramer sets Buford the dog on Newman after he eats the last mackinaw peach

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 3, 2004 3:04 PM 

Newman catches Jerry in a mail fraud scheme created by Kramer. Kramer smashes Jerry's stereo on purpose because there's a problem with it that can't be fixed. Kramer then mails it to Jerry as an insured package. Jerry takes the package to the post office and tries to file a claim for the damaged stereo.

It's great when Newman is questioning Jerry about the claim and Newman is sweating profusely and Jerry is sitting there comfortably sipping a cold soda:

"Pretty hot under those lights isn't it Seinfeld" ?

"Not really, I'm quite comfortable".

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 3, 2004 3:08 PM 

What an idiot I am. The mail fraud was already listed in the original post. Rolling Eyes

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 3, 2004 3:11 PM 

At least I'm not the only idiot. The non fat yogurt was listed in the 1st post and Costanza then listed it a little ways down. Welcome aboard. Rolling Eyes

Other Walter

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PostPosted: May 3, 2004 3:57 PM 

Newman ends up at the Super Bowl courtesy of Jerry's ticket who he Jerry gave to Whatley who gave it to Newman after he Whatley gave and took it away from Elaine.

The Real Peterman

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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 12:13 AM 

Kramer sets Buford the dog on Newman after he eats the last mackinaw peach

WHICH episode is that?! Shocked

Other Walter

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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 2:05 AM 

The Doodle

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 2:45 AM 

newman deciding to give the bike to kramer after his dodgy chiropractic work on elaine's neck...newman then buys the bike off kramer for 50 bucks so kramer can pay his food tab at jerry's place, then elaine chases him down the street trying to get it back

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 10:53 AM 

Kramer sending the dog chasing after Newman at the end of the Doodle.

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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 1:28 PM 

"Go ahead and jump"

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