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PostPosted: July 17, 2005 5:45 AM 

Here you can post how you think Seinfeld should have ended.

Here's mine.

CAFE - George is sitting complaing "I want my 15 minutes". Kramer, who has again taken up acting, is complaining about something minor. Jerry appears very happy playing with an new Superman toy. Elaine declares that she has had enough and is moving to California (for work but mainly to get away from J, G, K).

JERRY'S APARTMENT - Jerry is talking to George/Kramer about Elaine moving away and appears pretty upset, (Slightly over the top, but serious) "I think...i think love her".

OUTSIDE ELAINE'S APARTMENT - Elaine opens door, Jerry standing outside declares "Elaine, will you marry me?". Elaine slams the door closed on Jerry.

NBC STUDIO - Echoing earlier episodes Kramer is trying to get an audition for a television series. George accompanies Kramer and is seen walking around NBC where he runs into the NBC executives who offered Jerry the pilot years earlier. Executives are with the new boss of NBC who has seen and loved the 'Jerry' pilot. The new NBC boss explains that having just watched the pilot he was about to call Jerry to offer him the chance to produce a new pilot/series. This would involve Jerry and George moving to LA. George tries calling Jerry but phone engaged.

George runs to Jerry's apartment, pushing people out of the way, into oncoming traffic, etc, etc.

JERRY'S APARTMENT - George "NBC, want to give us a SERIES!" George and Jerry very excited. Kramer is in the apartment, declares he will move to LA to audition for series. Jerry phones Elaine to give her the news. Elaine (sarcastically) "Ohhhhhhhhh YEAH!"

VARIOUS LOCATIONS - various characters finding out that Jerry and George are going to make series (Newman, Susan's parents, Crazy Joe Devola). None of these people are happy and are plotting revenge)

MONTAGE - Jerry, George, Elaine, Kramer, packing up apartment, moving to LA, moving into new apartment (Jerry's looks 99% identical to NY apartment)

CALIFORNIA - NBC STUDIO - Echoing 'The Pilot' episode, George and Jerry are auditioning people for 'Jerry' series, Kramer auditions falls and kicks executive in head, subsequently he isn't invited back.

OFFICE - Elaine in new job, complaining how she can't escape J, G & K.

MONTAGE (I couldn't be bothered thinking of individual scenes here) - Set building, rehearsal, writing. Crazy Joe, Susan's parents, Newman, seen plotting and travelling to LA)

NBC STUDIO - TAPING NIGHT - Jerry is talking to the audience about the series. Newman, Crazy Joe and Susan's parents are following through with various plans to destroy taping. Jerry introduces the actors and then the 'real' characters (George, Kramer and Elaine) step forward. Newman is sitting on a railing above the set (PLOT HOLE, Don't know how he gets there. Ties up crew member and climbs up railing?) Crazy Joe Devola leaps through the crowd screaming (ala 'the pilot'), at this moment Newman's weight causes railing to fall on the 'fab 4', killing them instantly.

FUNERAL - Various characters from the past are at the funeral appearing to have a great time

CLOSING SCENE - HELL/THE AFTERLIFE - Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine sit together discussing George's shirt choice (ala 'the finale'). The four are destined to spend the rest of eternity together.

THE END

Feel free to point out plot holes, (There are plenty)

Bookman
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PostPosted: July 17, 2005 12:28 PM 

I wanted to see Elaine, Sue Ellen Mishke, Marla, and Melissa (good naked) play strip poker. Maybe a few plantains tossed into the mix.

Mareclino
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PostPosted: July 18, 2005 10:39 AM 

i think we can do a little better than plantains.

Gendison
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PostPosted: July 19, 2005 6:04 AM 

With the credits rolling.

(Though I'm digging the strip poker thing)

Guero
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 20, 2005 5:28 AM 

All 4 of them taking pills and drinking beer untill they all die.

Anonymous
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PostPosted: July 26, 2005 3:24 PM 

I actually loved the finale. I thought it was a great black comedy.

Ramon
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: July 26, 2005 3:59 PM 

am i the only one that thinks that Guero and gendison are the same chick?

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: July 26, 2005 5:59 PM 

You stole my bit, you son of a bitch!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: July 26, 2005 7:50 PM 

That's as good as anything you do.

Bookman
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PostPosted: July 26, 2005 8:03 PM 

You guys made me laugh so hard I needed an extra shot of hemoglobin.

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: July 26, 2005 8:14 PM 

Hmmmmm, funny you should say Ramon... I was thinking about the Gendison/Guero connection! Very Happy

Jimmy


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PostPosted: July 26, 2005 10:37 PM 

Guero is Gendison's exact opposite who lives in the backwards bizarro world.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: July 26, 2005 11:00 PM 

You know...I think you're in love with Gendison.

(BTW, i still haven't read the first post. I'll get to it one day.)

Jimmy


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PostPosted: July 26, 2005 11:39 PM 

That'd be a tough read... it'd be like waiting in the shower for the conditioner to work.

Gendison
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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 6:11 AM 

I just spent 5 minutes writing a post telling you guys that I am not Guero and have never posted under any other name, but it seems to have not posted, Anyway, to make a long story sort...I'M NOT GUERO AND HAVE NEVER POSTED UNDER ANY NAME OTHER THAN GENDISON. Besides the fact that I think I can do alot better than the lame posts this guy puts up...Gimme a break, guys...your detective skills leave a lot to be desired. WHy you guys would think I am Guero, of all people, is beyond me.

Gendison
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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 6:14 AM 

Oops...now I see my thread did post...I started a thread called "Once and for all", but didn't see it come up 5 minutes after I posted, sorry.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 7:01 AM 

Gendison, they probably keep doing it just to get you to come back on here and defend yourself... that's what Jimmy thinks, anyway. Jeffrey is the Kramer of this forum – he'll say anything about anybody. Jimmy does not condone it his administration... his loyalty is beyond questionable!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 7:08 AM 

... and Jimmy didn't mean Jeffrey had anything to do with the Guido/Gendison connection..... just speaking, in general, of lately.

That Jeffrey...... you should see the letters he writes... he's funnier than the whole bunch of ya's!

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 9:18 AM 

Oh that Jeffrey, when he was younger, he had a beautiful penmanship. I used to encourage him to print.

Gendison
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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 10:22 AM 

You're right...I should have addressed it to Ramon instead of Jeffrey this time. But anyway, like I said, I can only post from work, so I'll take the few opportunities to post using my own "name". And I'm a little insulted (I know, I'm not a little anything) that anyone would think I would post as someone as lame as "Queero" or whatever his name is. I mean, "Cool guys???""...Where does he get that...He's not cool, and he probably is barely a guy.

Ramon
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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 11:10 AM 

...i'm a joke maker...

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