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PostPosted: May 20, 2006 2:00 AM 

How many responses can I get to this message with Seinfeld lines.

You know people sit in work all day trying to come up with good, thought provoking questions and then someone has to respond with something like "pee pees and wee wees".

I thought Seinfeld was the province of the hip, intelligent people from the early 90s.

If you jumped on the Seinfeld wagon after it went to Thursday night then you should consider yourself a bandwagon jumper.

Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 20, 2006 2:32 AM 

Bahhh... I've been watching Seinfield since Tuesday nights and I haven't looked back since.


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PostPosted: May 20, 2006 3:41 AM 

Uhhh.... first of all... Nobody from the 90s was intelligent. Unless they were laughing at Pearl Scum and Scumgarden, while still clinging to Mötley Crüe and Whitesnake like a normal person.

I have spoken! (giant flames burst into the air)

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PostPosted: May 20, 2006 2:44 PM 

I'm a 60s person. My rods and cones are all screwed up.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 20, 2006 6:07 PM 

Try the stuffed psilociban mushrooms caps, very refreshing!

Koko the Monkey

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PostPosted: May 20, 2006 6:44 PM 

In the sixties, I was working with an Italian guy and a crank organ.... it was then that I thought I was ready to handle the maximum re-entry G-forces.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 20, 2006 9:35 PM 

I thought crank and organ were the same thing, for a man.

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PostPosted: May 20, 2006 10:11 PM 

JFK, juniah!

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PostPosted: May 20, 2006 10:50 PM 

Hi everyone!

Speaking of the 60s... I have a little bet going. My brother says there was never anyone famous named Bozo. But I know for certain that I heard somewhere (but can't remember where) that he was a district attorney. Please help me settle this. I can't wait to make a complete ass out of him!

P.S. I'm the biggest Seinfeld fan of anyone!

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PostPosted: May 20, 2006 11:09 PM 

That's the question, Jimmy. Wink

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PostPosted: May 21, 2006 12:28 AM 

He never heard of Bozo the Clown? With the big, orange hair and the big clown shirt with the ruffles? When I was a kid....

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PostPosted: May 21, 2006 1:06 AM 

You're hung up on some clown from the SIXTIES, Man!

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PostPosted: May 21, 2006 1:11 AM 

I'm disappointed!

I thought you'd guys would come up with more quotes ...

And no I wasn't serious!

I have noticed people just respond to messages with Seinfeld quotes.

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PostPosted: May 21, 2006 1:20 AM 

I don't know what you expect to find out there, JFK, jr. You know what you want better than me. But there's one thing I do know: I know I can stand here, watching you destroy everything I've ever wanted in my life, wanting to smash your face with my fists, because you won't make even the slightest effort to opt for happiness and still know that I love you.

James Caan

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PostPosted: May 21, 2006 4:17 AM 

I don't opt for happiness, either... or so I'm told.

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