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cousin jeffrey







PostPosted: July 29, 2005 12:28 AM 

Oh it's true...It's damn true. Why you ask? Because i'm sick of Jimmy's Macho Head Games!

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: July 29, 2005 12:30 AM 

(posting right after you put up a topic makes it appear right away.)

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

Posts: 551

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PostPosted: July 29, 2005 8:02 AM 

AAHHAAAAA!!!!! Shocked

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: July 29, 2005 10:26 AM 

No, Jimmy...I told Cousin Jeffrey to pretend he's Guero and insult you because I'm sick of all your macho head games...Jeffrey, you're looking at the new Head Moderator for WeLoveFriends.com.

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

Posts: 551

Reply: 4



PostPosted: July 29, 2005 10:30 AM 

Smelly cat, oh smelly cat...

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

Posts: 852

Reply: 5



PostPosted: July 29, 2005 11:33 AM 

Damn! I was about to claim to be Guero!!! Evil or Very Mad Can more than one person claim to be Guero?

Bookman
Condo Board President

Posts: 2988

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PostPosted: July 29, 2005 11:40 AM 

I'm Guero. Yeah, and monkeys might fly outta my butt.

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

Posts: 852

Reply: 7



PostPosted: July 29, 2005 11:42 AM 

What the hell happened to Jackie? Could Jackie be Guero??? Guero's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement...

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

Posts: 1714

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PostPosted: July 29, 2005 11:43 AM 

Did I say Guero? I meant I'm Gendison.

Ramon
Rabid Anti-Dentite

Posts: 292

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PostPosted: July 29, 2005 11:51 AM 

clearly, you've all missed the fact that I am guero.

ramon = guero

sometimes i'm also jimmy.

once i was gendison, but it didn't take.

quite often, when you see a really stupid bookman post, that was me too.

most of yev's post are actually ramon.

also, i am the it girl.

stay out of the deep end

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

Posts: 1714

Reply: 10



PostPosted: July 29, 2005 11:54 AM 

Seriously though, i'm Guero.

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

Posts: 852

Reply: 11



PostPosted: July 29, 2005 12:01 PM 

Ok Jeffery, if your Guero, say something Guero-like. Starting.... NOW!

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

Posts: 551

Reply: 12



PostPosted: July 29, 2005 12:15 PM 

Yev might have a point. JC hasn't been around in a while.

Guero
Low-Talker

Posts: 14

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PostPosted: July 29, 2005 12:30 PM 

Now what the hell is this all about! This is exactly the kind of thing I came to expect from this forum...All of you guys getting jealous of me and my looks that you actually want to be me. Guys, I ask for all of you not to be envious of me and accept me as one of you. I won't lie, I don't like Jimmy, I don't like the way you all treat him like a god, but I'm willing to put it all aside. So no more trying to find out who Guero is, I am Guero, there is no one else who even COMES close to greatness like me. Why lie?

~THE handsome, intelligent, COOL, Guero.~

O'Brien
Assistant to the Traveling Secretary

Posts: 126

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PostPosted: July 29, 2005 12:40 PM 

He's not an idiot...he's Guero and nobody beats him...no-body!

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

Posts: 852

Reply: 15



PostPosted: July 29, 2005 12:50 PM 

You know after some serious thinking, nobody except Jimmy can be Guero... Guero is Jimmy's alter ego turned in against itself. That's why he's always bashing Jimmy. The clue is that Jimmy secretly hates Jimmy. It makes perfect sense. A Jimmy divided against itself turns into Guero (the bizarro Jimmy). Discuss.

Jimmy


Posts: 5505

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PostPosted: July 29, 2005 4:53 PM 

Jimmy thinks fear of flying is quite rational because, human beings cannot fly. Humans have fear of flying the same way fish have fear of driving. Put a fish behind the wheel, and they go, "This isn't right. Fishy shouldn't be doing this. Fishy doesn't belong here."

Jimmy


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PostPosted: July 29, 2005 5:27 PM 

After all... Jimmy does not posses a mansion, or a yacht, or a string of poloponies.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

Posts: 1714

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PostPosted: July 29, 2005 11:33 PM 

There you go Yev, how was that?

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

Posts: 852

Reply: 19



PostPosted: July 30, 2005 4:07 PM 

That was VERY Guero-like, all fine and good but there's just one problem. Only the real fake Guero would have posted as Guero. The phony fake Guero would have posted as Jeffrey. I still stand behind my hypothesis that Guero must be the Bizarro Jimmy.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

Posts: 1714

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PostPosted: July 30, 2005 11:02 PM 

I'm sorry, i didn't get most of that.

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