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PostPosted: April 13, 2005 11:36 PM 

Seinfeld's character, as a SWAT cop, would not be a captain, he would be a sergeant or Lt.; someone who would take orders.
--[scene example-
At the assignment,(the high school
student gunmen, freaked out on dust,
holding hostages), a ranking SWAT
cop walks up to Seinfeld's character,
as he's chewing tobacco and spits
an enormous dark, liquidous luug right
near Seinfeld's character's shoe, and
says, "get your butt up there and get
the gunmen in your sights, or you'll be
wearing a tu-tu at a parking meter when
the sun comes up." (Seinfeld's character
is really not in to going after a teen
suspect.) ]
-Then, afterward the tragic occurrance when the soft hearted SWAT cop shoots the football player/tried-to-be hero, instead of the freaked out gunmen.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: April 14, 2005 4:20 AM 

Stan, Maestro or anyone with any authority...Will you get this worthless waste of space out of here. Throw him in the trashbin with the other maggots.

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: April 14, 2005 8:57 AM 

You know, Gendison, you are the bear claw in the garbage can of my life.


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PostPosted: April 14, 2005 9:04 AM 

Marcelino, are you calling Gendison "trash"? Because as you know, "if it's adjacent to trash, it's trash"...

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: April 14, 2005 4:24 PM 

Guys, guys...bear claws, garbage, trash...I don't have time for this. I got a cock fight I have to prepare for.

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