Seinfeld's character, as a SWAT cop, would not be a captain, he would be a sergeant or Lt.; someone who would take orders.
At the assignment,(the high school
student gunmen, freaked out on dust,
holding hostages), a ranking SWAT
cop walks up to Seinfeld's character,
as he's chewing tobacco and spits
an enormous dark, liquidous luug right
near Seinfeld's character's shoe, and
says, "get your butt up there and get
the gunmen in your sights, or you'll be
wearing a tu-tu at a parking meter when
the sun comes up." (Seinfeld's character
is really not in to going after a teen
-Then, afterward the tragic occurrance when the soft hearted SWAT cop shoots the football player/tried-to-be hero, instead of the freaked out gunmen.