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If Seinfeld was still around, what ideas would you have for episodes?

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PostPosted: May 5, 2006 3:41 PM 

I haveseveral, including "The Disco king", The Tiny Print shirt", and "The False Weightlift". What about you?

Bookman
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PostPosted: May 5, 2006 3:52 PM 

"The Pee-Pees and Wee-Wees on The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers"

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 5, 2006 4:17 PM 

"The Strip Club," "The Bunny Ranch," "The Porn Site..."

Gendison
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PostPosted: May 5, 2006 4:33 PM 

"The Midget"..."The Farm Animals"...oops, that's the German version, "Shteinfelt!!!"
Other than that....I'm down. Mark me down.

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Son of Dad

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PostPosted: May 6, 2006 7:11 AM 

I have a whole bunch of ideas. Here's a hint: The wardrobe guy can take the week off.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 6, 2006 8:10 AM 

We've just been through this, you don't remember?

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 7, 2006 1:48 AM 

Seinfeld died? We gotta get a booth.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 7, 2006 10:58 AM 

What's the difference, we'll all be dead eventually.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: May 8, 2006 3:51 PM 

Kramer inadvertently makes a pass at a gay guy, hilarity insues. Somehow he ropes in George, and all hell breaks loose. Meanwhile, Jerry poses as a gay friend of Elaines to help her get accepted among her hip friends who all have a gay friend. By the end, the plots come together where all four see each other at a big "gay friend" get together....I smell an EMMYYYY!!!!!

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: May 8, 2006 3:53 PM 

George joins a polygamist society to pick up chicks...

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 9, 2006 10:45 AM 

Put a plastic surgeon on retainer...

PIG MAN
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PostPosted: May 9, 2006 11:57 PM 

Kramer on reality TV! Maybe Survivor or something like that.

Bookman
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PostPosted: May 10, 2006 3:34 PM 

Maybe America's Next Top Model. His buttocks are sublime.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: May 10, 2006 8:41 PM 

NO! NO! NO! NOTHING HAPPENS!

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Son of Dad

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PostPosted: May 11, 2006 6:18 AM 

Well something happens

Curly Author Profile Page
Son of Dad

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PostPosted: May 11, 2006 6:26 AM 

Hey, what happened? I was italicizing there. Plus, my little man showed up for the first time in ages.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 11, 2006 8:04 AM 

Can't you just switch him with another midget?

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 11, 2006 11:00 AM 

Or listen to the cabbie when he says "Get out, each and every one of you - get out!"

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: May 14, 2006 9:45 PM 

Anyone ever heard of "tapping?" It's some "ancient chinese" thing like acupuncture. Put george or kramer in a tapping session, you got gold.



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