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If there was ever a Seinfeld movie, what would you want it to be about?

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George Costanza and the bluegrass Seinfeld Experience

PostPosted: April 29, 2006 6:05 PM 

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PostPosted: April 30, 2006 1:07 AM 

I don't know. But chances are, I wouldn't go see it. So I wouldn't be able to tell you if it was good, or if it really....SUCKED.


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PostPosted: April 30, 2006 2:20 AM 

I think it should be about four morons sitting around an apartment, whining about their dates?

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PostPosted: April 30, 2006 2:16 PM 

Look at the characters. You've got all these freaks in the movie. A woman with a moustache? I mean, who wouldn't want to see a women with a moustache? The tallest man in the world? A guy who's just a head?

H.F. Peterman

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PostPosted: April 30, 2006 4:58 PM 

I dont think it would fly. A movie and a sitcom are two different animals. Larry David proved that when he did a movie called Sour Grapes, that picked up some of the same themes as Seinfeld, and it flopped on the big screen.

However, when he went back to TV it worked for Curb.

If anyones interested I did a review at my website


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PostPosted: April 30, 2006 5:34 PM 

Most of the best movies are those that flopped. You can stuff your English Patients in a sack. A lunch sack, that is.


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PostPosted: April 30, 2006 10:19 PM 

It should be about....nothing.

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PostPosted: April 30, 2006 11:51 PM 

I think you might have something there.

Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: May 1, 2006 2:48 PM 

... or we could not do the movie altogether... how about that?


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PostPosted: May 1, 2006 3:11 PM 

Alright, that's it for Ramon... You've been great!

Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 1, 2006 6:31 PM 

I think I'd want to see a Steinfeld movie about the excruciating minutia of each person's daily events.

Giddy-UP!! Laughing


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PostPosted: May 1, 2006 8:01 PM 

That's what makes it such a humorous situation.

donna chang
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PostPosted: May 2, 2006 7:06 AM 

Who's going to turn down a movie about Seinfeld?? It's chocolate, It's peppermint... Shocked


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PostPosted: May 2, 2006 4:13 PM 

They should make a movie about all the Hindenburg flights that made it.

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PostPosted: May 2, 2006 5:11 PM 

The Hindenburg crashed in Lakehurst, New Jersey, on May 7, 1937. 35 people died. It's in my book, Astonishing Tales of the Sky.

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PostPosted: May 2, 2006 5:12 PM 

so i say to him, Jimmy... why does the Hindenburg have to die... change the title. the LIFE of the Hindenburg. that's what people want to see.. Very Happy


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PostPosted: May 2, 2006 6:14 PM 

35 people? That's IT?


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PostPosted: May 2, 2006 8:42 PM 

The movie would be about pig men taking over the government.

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PostPosted: May 2, 2006 11:21 PM 

Oh, you mean non-fiction.

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