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Gendison







PostPosted: December 24, 2004 6:13 PM 

Dec. 24, 2004 6pm.
My girlfriend just came over and handed me 2 bottles of Tequila, gave me a kiss and Said Merry Christmas.....Then she handed me a little bag that contained....yes, that's right...THE DVD's baby....I'm loving every minute of it, baby. You can't bring me down from this high. We're gonna spend the night at Liza's!!!!

Bookman
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PostPosted: December 24, 2004 6:17 PM 

Wait a minute. Are you the real Gendison or a fake Gendison?

Gendison
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PostPosted: December 24, 2004 6:19 PM 

I'm the real Gendison. For the first post of any thread, the name comes up black with no link for the e-mail address.

Bookman
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PostPosted: December 24, 2004 6:22 PM 

Congratulations, Gendison. Now YOU have to hose the puke off the floor of the bus.

seven
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: December 24, 2004 6:31 PM 

minelli's???

Gendison
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PostPosted: December 24, 2004 6:33 PM 

uh-no.

Gendison
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PostPosted: December 24, 2004 7:12 PM 

I must admit that I'm a little uncomfortable with the fact that I equate drinking 2 bottles of tequila, getting a kiss from my girlfriend, and watching Seinfeld DVD's with some kind of bachelor paradise.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: December 25, 2004 12:46 AM 

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. You'll have to dress different. You'll have to act different. You'll have to grow a mustache, and get all kinds of robes and lotions, and you'll need a new bedspread and new curtains... You'll have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. You'll have to get new friends... you'll have to get ORGY friends. ... Nah, you're not ready for it.

Bookman
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PostPosted: December 25, 2004 2:39 AM 

So what are you thinking about? Marriage? Family? They're prisons. Man-made prisons. You're doin' time. You get up in the morning, she's there. You go to sleep at night, she's there. It's like you gotta ask permisson to use the bathroom. "Is it all right for me to use the bathroom now?"

Gendison
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PostPosted: December 25, 2004 5:06 AM 

SO what are you guys thinking? You want me to be like you? Paying scrub women for sex. No, Jimmy and Bookman, I won't be like you!!! I'll never be like you!!!

Jose
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PostPosted: December 25, 2004 8:13 AM 

Does your girlfriend know she will be completely ignored until you are done with the DVDs? Smile
You are entering a world of loneliness and isolation she will need to take a bad pic of you and putt it on the building wall.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: December 25, 2004 4:39 PM 

TELL HER TO EAT A PLUM!!

Tor Eckman
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PostPosted: December 26, 2004 10:53 AM 

Did you ever eat an ostrich burger?

Bookman
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PostPosted: December 26, 2004 1:26 PM 

They say it has less fat, but you eat more of it.

PIG MAN
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PostPosted: December 26, 2004 3:52 PM 

Gendison...u stand at the threshold of pleasure that most men dare not dream of!

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: December 26, 2004 6:39 PM 

A bachelor paradise? No cheese?

Jimmy


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PostPosted: December 26, 2004 8:53 PM 

Jimmy wants to bite into a big hunk of cheese... just bite into it like it's an apple.

Kip, or Ned
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 12:40 AM 

Careful, don't fly to close to the sun on wings of Pastrami...



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