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PostPosted: December 21, 2004 11:12 PM 

I'm so obsessed i want like a statue of the whole cast just so I could be like I own Seinfeld. Seriously though wouldn't it be awesome to have like a statue of Seinfeld? I've been watching the dvds all day, i've like cut off human contact and i've been living in my room just watching and watching, making sure to see every extra. I loved the show before but it wasn't anything worth basing my life around it, but now I can't get through the day without my Seinfeld fix. I need help.


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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 2:32 AM 

Well it's good to see that you at least learned to read and write before this all happened. You won't need to fill out any job applications, but at least you'll be able to come here and post now and then until you die in your room. Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 4:20 AM 

I can completely relate lol, its good stuff. Happy festivus

Jerry: Hey, have you heard the one about the guy in hell with the coffee and
the doughtnuts and--

Elaine: I'm not in the mood.

George (To a passing waitress): I'll have some coffee and a doughnut.


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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 10:16 AM 

I know what you mean. I need my daily dose of Seinfeld too. Very Happy
(Best show ever!!)

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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 10:40 AM 

And it's non-fat! I've been waiting for something like this my whole life!

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 11:45 AM 

Actually, it can be fattening if you sit around all day watching the DVD's and stuffing your face. Smile

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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 11:54 AM 

SRF - I'm so completely with you on this. It is getting ridiculous. Not only do I need my daily fix but:

I only really like speaking to people who like Seinfeld;
All my jokes are based on Seinreferences;
Virtually every situation I find myself has been covered by Seinfeld;
I sometimes laugh to myself IN THE STREET when thinking about it;
My only real conversation is about Seinfeld;
I literally could sit and watch for days.

I am sure this is all wrong - but it feels so right!

What's happening to me Jerry? Look away - I'm hideous!

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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 12:30 PM 

I'm obsessed with breasts...that's hard to say...

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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 12:42 PM 

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it, and then you look away.

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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 12:47 PM 

Jerry Seinfeld ruined our lives, let's get together and sue him, let's demand a new season.

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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 12:51 PM 

Seinfeld is sorry that he ruined your life. That's exactly what he set out to do.

Golden Boy
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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 1:11 PM 

I'm obsessed with breasts too....You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.

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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 1:18 PM 

They were really big, huge, just coming out of her dress. They were, like, chokin her.


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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 1:21 PM 

I'm an ass-man myself.....I'm Cosmo Kramer the ASSMAN!

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 3:05 PM 

Well, if you squeeze the right sized breasts together just right, they can look like an ass.
Should we be discussing this?

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 3:56 PM 

They say that's how Jayne died.

Seinfeld Rocks Face
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 5:21 PM 

Glad I'm not the only one!


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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 5:30 PM 

I'm definitely down with Seinfeld. Anybody doesn't like Seinfeld I just tell 'em, "step off, dude!"

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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 5:58 PM 

How could anyone not like him?

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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 6:15 PM 

Bookman, you are very quick with the references, nice to see someone new jump right into it here. Very Happy

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: December 22, 2004 6:59 PM 

you're only a true seinfeld fan if you've been handcuffed naked to a bed by a con-artist, and instead of being red with anger you can't help but chuckle at the similarities between this situation and the one that george costanza found himself in one fateful morning.
i too find myself having to bite on my sweater to hide my laughter in the metro as i think of kramer running on the street holding a boardgame yelling as his car is towed. people think i'm a mental patient.

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