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JFK Jr.







PostPosted: December 7, 2013 2:03 AM 

Listen, I went by my local Albertson's and this pricky, limp wristed, latent homosexual guy jumps on the mic right when I walk in "Albertson's will be closing in 1 minute" with the correct gay emphasis on the s's and t's. (So if there is a chance there is another homosexual within e-shot that they can hook up .. it's the life force .. this makes gay adoptions along so more women and men with face tattoos will be able to place all the kids the girl gets stuck with after she blacks out from drinking most of a fifth of Southern Comfort, hey "Whatever's Comfortable) ... it's complicated.

Away, as I was leaving I get outside AND THE EXACT GUY FROM TONIGHT'S RERUN "THE CHINESE RESTAUARANT" WALK'S TOWARD GOING IN .. THE GUY WITH THE BEARD ON THE PHONE ..I'M TELLING YOU THAT WAS THE GUY! So, this is the point, I told him "They're closing in less then a minute" and the guy says in a very pleasant way "oh, I'm only getting a few thing ..." ... real nice like .. so just like when he was on the episode and said "oh, I'm sorry, ..." IT WAS HIM!!!! WEIRD, RIGHT? WILD!! (Doing my Johnny Carson)

Albert


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PostPosted: December 7, 2013 10:28 AM 

Spooks always hated albertsons

Jimmy


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PostPosted: December 10, 2013 6:03 PM 

Ohh, you mean that was the same guy from the beginning... ohhhhhhhhhh...

Mookie
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PostPosted: December 10, 2013 8:12 PM 

Shhhhh...

Mike Wichter


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PostPosted: December 19, 2013 12:30 PM 

He's the un-shushable.

Brian
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PostPosted: December 20, 2013 11:33 AM 

I always thought Fred Savege should of checked out Kramer's movie treatment 'The Keys'. It's not like Fred's career was doing anything since 'The Wonder Years'. Little Monsters was a decent kids movie but the Wizard, come on. "I love the power glove. It's Bad." Give me a break. And don't get me started on his tv show snoring, er I mean Working.

Fred Savage


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PostPosted: December 20, 2013 6:18 PM 

Thank you. I did notice... and I appreciate you rectifying it.

Mike Wichter


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PostPosted: December 20, 2013 7:00 PM 

I always felt Fred Savage deserved a wider audience.

Brian
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PostPosted: December 22, 2013 1:05 PM 

I am sure there are still a few fat bitches that love him

Jimmy


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PostPosted: December 24, 2013 11:27 AM 

No, they're just a little bloated. It’s mostly water weight.

Sally


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PostPosted: December 24, 2013 5:33 PM 

I think I have what you're looking for. 36, 24, 36. Call me.

Mookie
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PostPosted: December 25, 2013 6:39 PM 

Jimmy is pretty sweet on you.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: December 27, 2013 11:30 AM 

Ahh, I'm... I'm kinda soured.

Sonichu
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PostPosted: December 27, 2013 2:33 PM 

Sally is as pretty as any of them, she just needs a nose job



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