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l. ulger

PostPosted: May 5, 2006 12:34 PM 

so as u may or may not kno, many adult film projects are parodies of actual shows/movies (like shaving ryans privates, and super hornio brothers), and as someone who works for "the industry", im curious about how much demand there would be for a seinfeld themed adult movie.


langdon ulger
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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 5, 2006 5:31 PM 


I'm not cleaning THAT up!!

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: May 5, 2006 6:23 PM 

What about the stock quotes.?

Hey Ron Jeremy can do Newman.

(I mean he can PORTRAY him).

Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 5, 2006 10:38 PM 

Weirdo lighting, low-rise brief guys, George as Buck Naked, menage-a-trois...

Let's call it, "Elaine Does The Upper West Side!"


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PostPosted: May 5, 2006 11:04 PM 


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Son of Dad

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PostPosted: May 6, 2006 7:06 AM 

And we're off...

l. ulger

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PostPosted: June 8, 2006 3:03 AM 

hey guys

thanks for your support

the higher ups are still thinking about doing this project, but they still would like some more marketing research and focus groups to be done.

anyway, if and when we light this candel youll all be the first to know.

please reply if you have any other ideas/thoughts/opineyions

langdon ulger
hardwire industries

by the by if we do it itll be called "SINfeld"

Son of Dad

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PostPosted: June 8, 2006 6:39 AM 

Maybe this is where Elaine's Ass wound up.

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: June 8, 2006 11:14 AM 

I suppose Marla wont be starring in this feature... or will she? Shocked

Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: June 8, 2006 11:54 AM 

Perhaps Sally Weaver will... on her way to being spit-out the bottom of the porn industry. Wink

Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: June 8, 2006 9:32 PM 

She is a one-woman show

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: June 8, 2006 11:03 PM 

I'd be interested under one condition: I get to play Kramer.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: June 8, 2006 11:14 PM 

Actually, now that I think of it, Seinfeld-themed porn is perfect for the porn industry - no story.

I bet the first person who ever pitched doing a porno went about it in the same way as george:

"you sleep, you read, you go read..."

Son of Dad

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PostPosted: June 9, 2006 5:12 AM 

You read? You read in porn?

Buck Nekkid

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PostPosted: June 9, 2006 5:44 PM 

Hey, maybe the plot could be about a sexy woman who gets into a car accident with George, but she doesn't have insurance, so she becomes George's sex slave. Laughing

JERRY: Well, I don't know about the reading.. We didn't discuss the reading.

RUSSELL: All right, tell me, tell me about the stories. What kind of stories?

GEORGE: Oh, no. No stories.

RUSSELL: No stories? So, what is it?

GEORGE: What'd you do today?

RUSSELL: I had sex with my wife.

GEORGE: There's a show. That's a show.

RUSSELL: How is that a show?

JERRY: Well, uh, maybe something happens while putting on a condom.

GEORGE: No, no, no. Nothing happens.

JERRY: Well, something happens.

RUSSELL: Well, why am I masturbating to it?

GEORGE: Because you're horny.

RUSSELL: Not yet.

Son of Dad

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PostPosted: June 10, 2006 7:00 AM 

Now, that's good. See, these are the kinds of ideas we all should be coming up with.

I would go see a movie like that.

Why am I masturbating to it...because you're horny...not yet...

Hoo boy.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: June 10, 2006 10:32 AM 

Hoo boy, indeed............... Confused Sad


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PostPosted: June 10, 2006 5:54 PM 

Hey, with the way their career's have been going, maybe the original actors can play themeself (and WITH themself Embarassed )!



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PostPosted: July 16, 2006 4:55 AM 

OK Sein-FANS, i've been given the green light for writing a script, but i need ur imput.

If you have any ideas for a plot, setting, or even script ideas, reply here with them. if I use ur idea, and the movie is made, i'll send you a copy of the finished product!!

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PostPosted: July 16, 2006 4:56 AM 

oh and for some reason i keep getting an error when posting. whats up with that?

langdon ulger
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PostPosted: July 16, 2006 5:58 AM 

Now I better have a part in this movie!!!

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