Seinfeld DVD Complete Series Box Set

Seinfeld Script Search:

Jack Klompus

Author Message
Alan Sheldon

PostPosted: December 17, 2003 2:51 AM 

Wannabe president of the Del Boca Vista condo board, gets Morty impeached.

J. Chiles

Posts: 5139

Reply: 1

PostPosted: January 14, 2004 5:41 PM 

C'mon, take the pen. Do me a personal favah.

Art Vandelay
Rabid Anti-Dentite

Posts: 300

Reply: 2

PostPosted: March 8, 2004 2:35 PM 

(Episode: The Money. Jack klompus drove jerry's car into the swamp...)

- jack: it drove itself into the swamp! Besides, I think I lost my pen, too.
- jerry: you know, that almost makes this all worthwhile...


J. Chiles

Posts: 5139

Reply: 3

PostPosted: March 8, 2004 3:03 PM 

You have the nerve to ask me for a place to stay?

I guess you didn't like the crack about the pen.

No, I did not.

son of dad
Bob Sakamano

Posts: no

Reply: 4

PostPosted: March 14, 2004 9:10 PM 

you dont think ive ridden in a cadalac? believe me ive ridden in cadilacs hundreds of times, thousands..

Bob Sakamano

Posts: no

Reply: 5

PostPosted: April 11, 2004 11:26 PM 


F. Costanza

Posts: 249

Reply: 6

PostPosted: April 12, 2004 8:41 AM 

MORTY: "You gotta pull on the knob as you turn it."

JACK: "Get the hell outta here with your knob!!"

- "The Raincoats(part 2)"


J. Chiles

Posts: 5139

Reply: 7

PostPosted: April 13, 2004 12:30 PM 

But you only paid $6,000 for it.

Well, you're not me!

J. Peterman

Posts: 10

Reply: 8

PostPosted: November 10, 2004 5:42 PM 

Phone rings at 10:00 PM. Jack answers: Hello?
Morty: Jack, this is Morty
Jack: Who died?

J. Peterman

Posts: 10

Reply: 9

PostPosted: November 10, 2004 5:52 PM 

The phone rings at 10:00 P.M.
Jack: Hello
Morty: Jack, this is Morty.
Jack: Who died?

Bob Sakamano

Posts: no

Reply: 10

PostPosted: August 13, 2005 11:19 AM 

I'm the assman

Join the discussion:

Very Happy Smile Sad Surprised
Shocked Confused Cool Laughing
Mad Razz Embarassed Crying or Very Sad
Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Rolling Eyes Wink
Powered by MTSmileys

Copyright ©2003, Mark Carey.