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Alan Sheldon







PostPosted: December 17, 2003 2:51 AM 

Wannabe president of the Del Boca Vista condo board, gets Morty impeached.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 14, 2004 5:41 PM 

C'mon, take the pen. Do me a personal favah.

Art Vandelay
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: March 8, 2004 2:35 PM 

(Episode: The Money. Jack klompus drove jerry's car into the swamp...)

- jack: it drove itself into the swamp! Besides, I think I lost my pen, too.
- jerry: you know, that almost makes this all worthwhile...

Cool

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: March 8, 2004 3:03 PM 

You have the nerve to ask me for a place to stay?

I guess you didn't like the crack about the pen.

No, I did not.

son of dad
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 14, 2004 9:10 PM 

you dont think ive ridden in a cadalac? believe me ive ridden in cadilacs hundreds of times, thousands..

matt
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 11, 2004 11:26 PM 

"C'mon"

F. Costanza
Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: April 12, 2004 8:41 AM 


MORTY: "You gotta pull on the knob as you turn it."

JACK: "Get the hell outta here with your knob!!"

- "The Raincoats(part 2)"

Laughing

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: April 13, 2004 12:30 PM 

But you only paid $6,000 for it.

Well, you're not me!

J. Peterman
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: November 10, 2004 5:42 PM 

Phone rings at 10:00 PM. Jack answers: Hello?
Morty: Jack, this is Morty
Jack: Who died?

J. Peterman
Low-Talker

Posts: 10

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PostPosted: November 10, 2004 5:52 PM 

The phone rings at 10:00 P.M.
Jack: Hello
Morty: Jack, this is Morty.
Jack: Who died?

The_Assman
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 13, 2005 11:19 AM 

I'm the assman



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